Tuesday, December 5, 2006

A pile of shipper-poo to you too.

"Crazy people don't know they're crazy. They think they're getting saner." - LOCKE, from White Rabbit, Season One.

Just when you thought you'd seen every shade of batshit crazy. Just when you'd thought the jose-wank couldn't get any wankier. Just when you thought it was safe to venture out into Lost-dom and talk intelligently and rationally about this latest mini arc...we get Queen Bubblehead herself inventing script-URES for her jater brethren.

The shrieking one aka Banshee has now come out on the ABC boards with (get this) claims that she has a sooper sekrit inside source who has seen the script to I Do.

Yep. You heard me.

And even though she can't go into detail (yeah right), it confirms that both Jack and Sawyer love Kate (which, DUH, as anyone who's watched the show for the past 3 seasons already knows), but doesn't make it clear who Kate loves.

Which is where the bullshit (aka Jater desperation) comes into play, because DUH, that question was answered, as anyone who was paying attention during the I Do episode, and has higher than a 2-year-old's comprehension skills, can clearly gather for themselves. Unless they only speak batshit bubbleheaded Jaterese, that is. In which case, they should continue to gnaw their own limbs off and desperately try to deny the fact that Kate chose, and slept with, and was willing to DIE for, Sawyer, because (in her own rutting words!!) she LOVES HIM. Because, dammit, Jate is FATE! (rinse, repeat for infinity kiddies, and maybe - just maybe - it'll become true!)

Is it me or does this smell of yet another eleventh hour attempt at damage control? Queen B making a desperate bid to plug the leak of a sinking ship that has hit one hell of a mother of an iceberg. A rather conveniently vague and yet affirming message to the floundering flock.

This is almost as sad and pathetic as when that fabled Oracle hoaxer was around spilling vague faux-lers and Jate is Fate psycho-babble which the Bubbleheads gleefully lapped up like good little cult acolytes.

Well, Queen B...I noticed that you deleted some of your posts. Geez, I wonder why. Maybe because they stank of bat guano?

Oh, and you know that a ship is in deep doodoo when they start spouting the following sentiments:
"Character assassination!" "Lack of continuity!" "Deceived and betrayed us!" "Broke their own promises!"
And the clincher - "The writers and PTB were wrong, Wrong, WRONG, and don't know how to write their own show!!!"

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