Saturday, September 29, 2007


It's an odd marketing strategy that's been adopted with DVD releases these days. Instead of releasing them worldwide to a pool of impatient, unspoiled consumers, the DVD releases are being dribbled out country by country, as if this were still the kind of world where people in the Yucatan weren't up all night tapping out conversations with people in Uzbekistan or Madagascar...or Kansas. The DVDs were released this week in Brazil and now, a few days later, anyone with a high speed connection and a Lost addiction has the whole thing stored to their hard drive, or at least the parts that interested them.

A good place to go for one stop shopping , as always, is Dark UFO, where all the On Location shorts and extras and bloopers and Easter eggs are available for your viewing pleasure. (And speaking of Mr. UFO, I'd like to welcome him over to our wacky fishpond and remind the ladies to treat him like a gentleman...He's English, you know. Be polite.)

But what we want to do right here is give a BIG round of applause to our most valiant Skater of the Week - CLARISSE! - for first transcribing and then uploading all the goodies from the I Do commentary - which shall hereafter be known as The Love Letter to Skate, preserved for everlasting posterity on the one and only official DVD for Season Three. Clarisse was singlehandedly responsible for a weeklong rush of dopamine to Skater brains all over the world. All hail Clarisse!!!!

But while we were all off doing happy dances, I'm afraid our Jater buddies were not quite as pleased. We can't really know as they all went into lockdown in those super secret hidey holes they all dive into at the first sign of bad weather...What do they do in there anyway? Sew up each other's backs? Smoke guava seeds for visions from the Oracle? Make party plans for the glorious day when the Great JIF lands in the pumpkin patch? What?

So, what was it that put all the Jaters into a medically induced coma and had all the Skaters popping corks and slapping fives? Well, it's a long story. Pull up a chair. It goes something like this:

It started almost a year ago, to be exact, about 24 hours after I Do aired in the U.S., when the many headed hydra of One Post Wonders stormed the Fuselage with torches and pitchforks screaming and raging that I Do was an abomination unlike any the world had ever seen. Now we know that almost all of these Non Shipping General Audience members that showed up to rant in Jaterese were nothing more than 5 or 6 rabid nutjobs, but apparently the Fuse mods were too busy manning the Jater Suicide Hotline in those days to do their jobs and enforce their own sacred "rules". (And yeah, half of them were our dear boy Cactus, but that was in his pre-standup incarnation, so we've forgiven him...but only him.) You can read it all for yourself if you want to. If you have a hazmat suit. And your tetanus shots are up to date. All the sewage is still over there on the Fuse, still reeking with the bitterness and viciousness of spurned entitlement that is the Jate legacy.

After all the brouhaha died down, and the Skaters had been censored and silenced and banished for the crime of trying to enjoy their own show, the Jaters gathered in the smoking ruins of the board they'd burned down and began to rebuild their Temple of Delusion from the ground up. It wasn't easy, it took awhile, they lost a few stragglers, but before the DVD release, they'd reached a state of Fat 'n' Happy about a whole ton of 'FACTS' they were carrying with them into the next Season of Jate. Unfortunately, a couple of party poopers came along. Nobody important. Just some guy named Carlton Cuse, the WRITER of the episode and CREATOR of the entire freaking show. And oh, yeah, Evangeline Lilly & Josh Holloway, two completely irrelevant ACTORS who bring the characters to the only life they will ever have. And the Temple of Delusion...came tumbling, tumbling down.


1. Everyone hated the episode, just like everyone hates Sawyer.

This "everyone" of course consists of the beleagered population of whatever town Krystal lives in somewhere in Suburbia, USA, who apparently have to fill out questionnaires every morning on their way into Dunkin Donuts regarding Jate, Skate and the Future of the World as Krystal Needs It to Be....And far be it from us to repeat again that this episode got the second highest ratings of the season or that it was also one of the top 10 Tivo'd Moments of the Year or that it was praised far and wide by any major professional media outlet you can find, but in addressing the issue of Sawyer's popularity, Carlton had this to say:

CC: "What's really interesting is when we did the, um.. right back at the beginning of the show they did all this testing, and Sawyer's character tested almost at the bottom of the likability scale among every audience..."
JH: "Nice."
EL: [laughing]
CC: "It was like, they rated all the characters from like, who do you like the most? And uh, you know, obviously characters like Jack were at the top, because Jack was sort of the hero from the get-go of the show."
JH: "Right."
CC: "Then, you know, they do it a couple of years later, and now Sawyer's right up at the very top, you know..."
EL: "Mm-hm."
CC: "And it's really interesting to see how you can completely change the audience's perception of a character as you get to know him, and obviously all the things that have happened to Sawyer and all the things that actually, you know... Getting tossed down, and beat up, and getting put through all these things, and also seeing all the personal angst and the issues that kind of led him to be the guy he is. The audience then all of a sudden finds that incredibly relatable and is really drawn to this guy, and has completely fallen in love with this guy."

What kind of Jack Show is this going to be, when Sawyer's the one most people tune in to see? Huh?

2. Kate looks at Sawyer as a,, stud for hire...but she only really loves Jack.

Now, we really never like to think too hard about what kind of families the Jaters come from when they start with that brother/sister bullshit. I know a lot of them are really young, but if you think Kate and Sawyer are acting like brother and sister, you really need to get in touch with a counselor quick. (And yes, I'm looking at you, Erica.) As for the rest of that delusion, Evi put the smackdown there in no uncertain terms.

"Because there's the cliche of the triangle. But then there's the reality and sort of the fact that this woman actually loves two different men....It's not that she decides to cheat on one, or she lusts after one and loves the other. I really believe she loves both of these men for different reasons."

3. Jack was the first person Kate stopped running for, the first person she "stayed" for.

This actually isn't in the I Do commentary but in the On Location for Every Man for Himself. Remember how Kate refused to leave Sawyer and climbed back into her cage and sat down and repeated Jack's signature platitude, "Live together, die alone"? Remember how we were instructed by the Jaters that this meant she was staying for Jack, the pure and noble spirit who guided her every move? Remember how idiotic that interpretation sounded, given what we were looking at onscreen? Yeah, well, Evi (as usual) felt the same way we did:

"The fact that she cared enough about this cowboy that drove her crazy, to get back in that cage, was incredibly significant. And I was sitting there reading and I was like, ‘Yeah!'"

4. The fact that Kate is a killer doesn't really matter to Jack, because in his godlike benevolence, he has given her a "clean slate" and now she's free to be the happiest little doctor's wife he could ever want or need.

This one got the one two whammy from good old Evi (did we mention yet how much we love this girl?).

First of all, Kate don't want to be no stinkin' housewife:

"...because there's this momentum and this chemistry between them that she can't really help. And you know, whereas she is relatively free in the flashbacks to make it happen, she's not in a cage, and she's not being forced to do labor every day it's actually more difficult for her to stay in that house and cook breakfast and be a little housewife than it is for her to break rocks and work in a quarry and sleep in a cage, and...there's all these contrast that happen, and I just love it because I think the island represents who she truly is in her heart and the flashback represents who she wishes she was."

And second, no, you can't become someone else. You are who you are, and you have to deal with that from a basis of reality:

"And that’s one of the things about the show that we wanted to explore was how freeing it could be to be released from the person you are expected to be, and be able to start clean and be whoever you want to be. And then the reality of, there’s something inside of you that is an essence that you can’t deny so that’s going to come through, no matter what you do, no matter where you are, no matter who you try to be, you will be you."

Sorry, Jaters, but that bland, vanilla Kate you crave just doesn't seem to be in the cards. Now or ever.

5. The Glass Wall scene was the ONLY good scene of this episode and showed that the only meaningful connection in the story is Jack and Kate.

This scene did get some props from the commentators. After all, it was a well acted scene. Josh praised it very highly, and also made some funny jokes during it. The guy is not only adorable, but so gracious and generous he almost seems too good to be true sometimes. But as for the Jack & Kate saga, they didn't exactly cover it with roses here. Seeing as this was the ONLY Jate scene from the entire YEAR that they commented on at all, they could have done a little better than:

"It gives you an implied sense of intimacy that isn't actually there."

Ouch. That was pretty much the only nod to Jate on the entire DVD. No comment on the Bondage Scene of Lurve. No comment on that little Mr. Rogers style "I love you" Jack tossed off that landed like a dead fish. Not even any comment on the ultra cool flash forward scene. Which is weird considering this is allegedly "The Jack Show" BWAH!!!!...Ahem. Sorry. Back to pulling down those damn pillars.

6. Kate didn't say I Love You back to Sawyer, so it didn't really mean anything.

Evi: "You know, again in contrast to the flashback, where she's got this man who's doing the exact opposite, you know, he's really really heartfelt and intense and intimate about the way he would look her in the eye and say "I love you, Monica", and it's really what sort of you imagine in the traditional idea of falling in love with someone being like. And then here on the island she's got, you know, a guy who's kind of throwing it out there flippantly while she's not even looking at him, and it seems to mean so much more for her!"

Yeah. Suck on that awhile, Jaters. I know it tastes good.

7. Sawyer just wanted to die in the end, so it wasn't even heroic.

It's always been a huge disconnect that we were all expected to pee ourselves over the heroism of this bugeyed maniac

while the profound beauty of this iconically framed moment seemed to be all but ignored.

But, like they did in so much of this commentary, Josh and Evi, who clearly care so much about the relationship between these two characters, reclaimed the passion of this scene for us and put it into the proper context:

Josh: "I remember this scene and I was so tired at this point of being beaten down. I fought with Tucker, because I really felt like I needed not to lay down and just walk out of the cage and take it, so we made that scene more dramatic, the fight not to die more significant and came out of that emotion that being constantly beat and not doing anything about it. So I really dig Tucker for having to put up with my emotion there and helping us find a way through it that makes sense."
Evi: "I think Kate and Sawyer are both fighters, you know they, neither of them -"
Josh: "That was it, it didn't make sense that we would just lay down so we had to really amp that a bit."
Evi: "I think they also both for the first time maybe in their lives have something worth fighting for. And that`s what breaks my heart in this scene, I think that Kate displayed some of the girliest qualities you ever see her display in tat scene. She`s kinda weak and wimpery about the whole thing. But for me, where that came from was that “I just for the first time maybe ever finally connected to someone and feel like I have something here, and something that 'sworth fighting for, worth living for and now you're gonna take it away.. And I feel like Sawyer is again in the same situation. This is the first time maybe ever in his life that he found someone who he can love. And now he`s about to be killed."

What...did... she.. say? Oh, no, she DIDN'T! First time? Ever? Connected with someone? The sound you hear is Jater heads exploding. At this point in the commentary, I doubt any one of them can still form a coherent thought. The entire structure is about to collapse on them, and they really need to start gathering up their belongings and getting the hell out of there fast. Because it only gets worse.

8. Sawyer is the fun weekend. Kate used him. It meant nothing. It's an obstacle. It will be over soon.

In fact, we even had our good buddy Paterooni Tunes visit us on the Fishelage to reiterate this bit of essential Delusionalia. According to this gifted child:

"skate dies next season. The memorial service to skate that is the commentary for "I Do" proves it"

This wise man is who they look to for comfort in times of need like this, remember. Unfortunately for Pat and all his many fans, the man who actually CREATES the story sees it just a tad different.

"It was great. I mean, you think about it, you know, in a show, in a television show, to basically go 55 hours before two characters who are in love (Evi in the background:“Aww, it`s beautiful.") with each other actually finally consummate and make love. It’s really amazing. And I think it was just as a starting point of the relationship, really kind of deepening it and existing in a different level. It was really a great scene."

B-b-but...It's just LUST! It was PIG PORN I tell ya! Everyone knows that!

Evi: "I was actually surprised and really pleased with the writing when I read that there was this sort of post-coital scene, because I felt like, for it to be really clear that Kate and Sawyer didn`t have just a weak moment of lust when they gave in to their desires. But that they actually have realized, physically realized something that was inside of them, emotionally. I thought this scene provided that and proved and it supported what we were trying to show in the, you know, the previous cage scene. It was really nice to read it and feel like they were honoring that, they were honoring the emotional."

Now what does this tell us about the future of our story and our characters and their relationship?

It doesn't tell us that Skate is Fate. I hate to break this to all our partying fishbitches, but we aren't there yet....Quite. Be patient, kids. We don't ever want to go down Entitlement Street. That's a very bad neighborhood.

It does remind us once again that Evi is one big ass Skater. Not that this is any revelation. Any normal redblooded woman who prizes her individuality and empowerment as a woman will favor Skate. It's only natural to prefer this :

to this :

For normal people, this isn't even a question. Sex with the man you're in love with = Good. Getting dumped in handcuffs by creepy, whiney guy who is running away with other woman = Bad. And as Evi hyperbolized recently, "99% of all the woman on this earth" prefer Sawyer with Kate. (Actually, she was a little off. I think it's probably more like 71%.) So it wasn't a revelation that Evi invests all her heart and soul into the Skate scenes, that she didn't so much as nod at any of the big Jate moments of the season she could have discussed, and that she finds the love story between Sawyer and Kate "Aww, so beautiful." We've all known that a long time. Even the Jaters whose heads are not completely up their asses have known that.

And it wasn't that much of a revelation that Carlton Cuse is a hardcore Skater either. He's always been pretty open about that, occasional bizarre PR propaganda notwithstanding. If it's true that Damon Lindelof is still a Jater then I'd just like to note that Carlton is about twice as big as Damon, and the little guy looks like prime locker stuffing material to me...j/k...But, it may well be that wouldn't even be necessary, judging from the commentary Damon does with Elizabeth Mitchell on the A Tale of Two Cities. The two of them seemed as mesmerized as the rest of us by the famous Skate chemistry:

Damon: "See, this is a perfect exemple of awesome acting, because we write the dialogue here, but all the great stuff is happening around the lines, you know, all these looks they're throwing at each other"
Liz: "Yeah, they did it, they've got an amazing thing. They are so much fun to watch."

Not only do Damon's Jater credentials seem to be in some doubt, but he's giving signs of hopping on the Jacket bandwagon as well.

Damon: "It's really nice to watch this episode and realize that essentially Jack and Juliet kinda gang up and join forces to take all these bastards out by the end of the season and this is the beginning."
And dang! Looks like that awesome Suliet story is going to be a real non starter:

Damon: "I love by the way, you know, she is totally into Jack but Sawyer’s powers do not work on Juliet."
EM: "Actually that`s really true and I wonder why that is, but it’s like this from the beginning. I think she kind of passed the whole Sawyer thing."
Damon: "He is not so interesting to her."
EM: "Jack is more interesting to her. She sees him for who he is, she gets it. Sawyer is not her thing."

Seriously, the Jaters couldn't win for losing on this one. I hope those guava joints are easing the pain.

But the main thing we learned from this is that Skate is every bit as real as we thought, and Skaters were right on in their interpretations of this episode. And just as importantly we learned, though the Jaters likely never will, that JATERS DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS STORY. They are misreading it from start to finish. All their interpretations are off. They're missing the boat. They're barking up the wrong tree. They're chasing their own tails down a blind alley... You get the picture. Their entire Temple of Delusion was built on lies they told themselves and hypnotized themselves into believing. They burned down the Fuse for nothing! Because after an entire year of them screaming and crying, the actual CREATORS of the living, breathing story just reaffirmed in no uncertain terms that the story didn't mean what the Jaters convinced themselves it meant. And what's more they used the grand opportunity of a permanent DVD release to let everyone know that guess what? This isn't the Jack Show! And Jate just isn't that important to the story. Or to the people who work on the show. Or to pretty much everyone except all the people who live in Krystal's hometown.

Going forward, this puts the Jater predictions in a little different focus. In light of this new evidence that Jaters haven't got the foggiest idea what's going on, let's guess which Jater predictions will come true in the future.

Sawyer can't be the "he" in her future because:
a. He's in the coffin.
b. The "he" has to be an evil man, which is obvious because Kate looks like a million bucks and is driving a hot car and is free to move about and meet junkies in parking lots in the middle of the night.
c. He's back on the island and that's why Kate doesn't want to go back there, cause she never wants to see that crotch rot hillbilly ever again.

Jack and Kate are Adam and Eve because:
a. The whole point of this whole story is to see Jack and Kate together. As decomposed corpses.
b. Time loops are kewl.
c. It's written in the Jible.

Kate will not be pregnant because:
a. Sun is already pregnant and two women can't be pregnant at the same time.
b. She's alive in the future, which she couldn't be if she were pregnant, because this story never evolves or changes.
c. Her eggs only accept Jack's sperm. True story.

The Jaters have had a hard couple of weeks out there. They're staggering. But we don't have to worry for them. They're a very resourceful and sturdy breed of kooks. They're already mangling misquotes and spreading them across the globe with clueless glee. People this stubborn will never be totally devastated, not while they have leaders among them who can rally them with such powerful inspiration as this:

They're echoing the Pateroonian Prophecies of Jate quite accurately. It is written in those prophecies that Jate will be shown to have been a very very plot centric ship from the beginning.

You see, Jaters? Chins up. You've got absolutely nothing to worry about! Read more...

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Will the REAL DocLover please stand up?

Well, well, well! Our very own DocLover got her 15 minutes of fame last week when Damon & Carlton, incredibly, in one of the all time great coincidental moments of Lost fandom history, called to chat her up! Out of all the gin joints in all the world, they telephoned into the living room of one of the looniest, most out-of-control Jateaholics in the entire Northern hemisphere.

That's right. It was in fact THE DocLover, prolific ABC/Fuse poster extraordinaire, who was broadcast on the Q&A podcast that the boy wonders used to break their radio silence. It was a really cool podcast, actually, and we got lots of interesting tidbits out of it. Among other things, we learned that -

- The question of Kate's pregnancy will be settled early in the season.

- The future with stumbledrunk oxy-coked Jack is in fact set in stone.

- His beard will be an important recurring character in Season Four.

- Jack and Kate were "on the outs" in the future

- Juliet is everyone's new darling.

- Dead people are really dead.

- Nobody knows what to do about Richard since Nestor Carbonell bailed on the show.


- Yes, we will still have to sit through more Jack & Kate, in some form, in episodes to come.

Doc got all the goods on that for us and freely spread the love to any askers :

My first one was "As far as the dreaded triangle, have you had a definite plan for who Kate ends up with between Jack and Sawyer or are you basically playing it by ear and listening to the audience and their feedback and things that get said on the internet & the internet polls etc.??

Carleton was like "What's the internet?" Then they both asked me "First of all are you a Jater or a Skater?" and I said, "I am a die-hard Jater!" Then they replied "Well, one of us is a Skater and one of us is Jater, but we're not telling you which one is which." (Like I didn't know). Then they said that they have had a definite plan for Kate and ????? since the beginning. It is something they sat down and discussed together and they reached a mutual agreement. (However, they wouldn't tell me who!!)
Ok, Doc was a little excited. We can forgive her for adding on her own personal spin there (for example, "die-hard" was really "big-time"), since all you have to do is push the play button to hear that Darlton never said anything about meeting in the beginning or sitting down to discuss and reach a mutual agreement. It was more like (caution: actual verbatim quote coming):

"We’ve both agreed on who she’s ultimately going to end up with. But that doesn’t..."

At which point the genius DocLover interrupted them!...because she had to ask some lame question about those internet polls that don't mean anything that have nonetheless been keeping the Jaters awake nights with anxiety attacks.

And there was a whole bunch more, which you can listen to for yourselves, capped off by this generic bit of shipper slop (apologies in advance again for the actual verbatim quote):

Please know that it’s certainly not a resolved situation by any means. There’s many more chapters of the story to come. The ff between Jack and Kate is not by any means the end of the show. It does happen in the future when they get off the island. There is still a whole lot of story to tell beyond that. Though things look grim for them, there is more to come.
Which translated to Doc singing her new chorus:

As far as Jack and Kate, there is so much left to their story and they said that is not over by any means. There is so much left to be told.
Which, you know, is not exactly what they, at all...but that's cool. She was happy. She was freaking out. We understand that. After all, she's a fan. A "big-time Jater" being called by her two heroes. In her own words she was just awestruck and humbled to be chosen (incredibly!) out of all the freaking people they could have called!

It was so incredibly great to be talking to those two amazing men!!
But wait! Were these the same two men Doc was referring to on the ABC boards back in November 2006?

Posted: Nov 01 @ 07:19 PM
by: 1DocLover (2329 Posts in the last 90 days) Registered: Mar 19, 2005

I hope she catches his S.T.D!!! I am pissed. And I'm sure alot of people are too. What a freakin' way to give it away - in the freakin preview for next week!!! Screw that and screw Kate!! Sorry Ness, I am really mad right now. I think TPTB royally screwed us over and royally screwed up with this one!!!
This fan thing, this "big-time" thing, seems to be a very flexible concept for DaffyDoc. Maybe just for fun we could jump into the wayback machine and listen to some of this "big-time" fan's greatest hits, some golden oldies from the days when Doc was cursing a blue streak about this Kate character she loves so much and those "amazing men" whose butts she was so ecstatically kissing in that phone call.

Posted: Nov 01 @ 07:06 PM

I'm sorry to say this, but after seeing next weeks previews, I think it's safe to say................................



Posted: Nov 01 @ 07:12 PM

Kate is a slut!!!

Posted: Nov 01 @ 07:13 PM

Kate should die next!!! or go back to her home on Whore Island!!!

Posted: Nov 01 @ 07:29 PM

I'm done "KEEPING THE FAITH" only to have this crap thrown in my face week after week. So I hope they are happy together and save lots of money for their prescriptions to treat all their skank diseases they'll catch from each other. I'm sorry, but I am pissed.

TWO YEARS OF Kate flirting her a$$ off like a girl in high school - all over Jack, and all of us making our theories of LOVE and "Jate is Fate", and all that. I had the faith, trust me. I have been flamed a million times for my defense of Jate. I won't do it anymore. TPTB messed up big with this one.

I am officially OVER JATE!!!! But Vanessa, I will still come look for you.

I am so very unhappy right now. (in case you couldn't tell).


Posted: Nov 02 @ 10:53 AM

TPTB screwed up royally, as far as I'm concerned. They built Jate up for two seasons, and shoved Skate down our throats in 5 episodes. Not cool.
I really hope Picket pulls the trigger. The only saving grace of a theory that I have is that in the middle of their cage sex Kate calls out Jacks name!! :) It would server Sawyer right!. Nasty boy.

There is NO spinning this in our favor! After next week, let's abandon this ship and let it die a nice, graceful death!!! (or better yet, let's just do it now!)

Posted: Nov 02 @ 01:55 PM

So please don't tell me that I should not be upset right now. I am NOT blind and I said this before, even if she doesn't LOVE Sawyer, if (when) she has sex with him - I hope Jack bows the hell out!!
Can someone tell me what "big-time" means exactly, because maybe I've got this confused.

This was the same DocLover, wasn't it? Maybe she's got an evil twin sister? Or a split personality? Did the Proxy Server make her do it?

Maybe she just needs another hit:

Oh well, we shouldn't be too hard on the girl. At least she's not the "big-time Jater" who posted this cute little banner on the Fuse in those halcyon days after 'I Do'.

That was a different "big-time Jater" who posted that little work of art. They LOVE their Kate, those girls, gotta give 'em that!

It would have been some sweet sweet karma if Damon & Carlton had realized that they were talking to the same trash-talking hypocrite who wanted to see that SLUT Kate die a violent death after suffering through some incurable STD inferno following the pig-porn with the Nasty Boy Sawyer....Hmmm, who knows? With all this publicity, and this newfangled Internets machine, you never know. They may just find out yet. This Internet thing - it just doesn't seem to like keeping secrets.

Here's to ya, Doc!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

A picture is worth 1000 words

Full credit and kudos to LeahKate at the Fishelage.

Damn. It really puts those Best Chemistry poll numbers in a whole new context, doesn't it?

Go get that ruler, Kate! =D



They just don't come any cooler than this dude.

And Congrats as well to his runner up and partner in crime, the brilliant Michael Emerson.

It's always great to see the real Good Guys win one.

While you're celebrating, hop on over to Dark UFO's Character Cup and help Big John put Dr. Jears out of his misery.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Now that's Iconic

I thought it might be nice to share with you some of the fun icons made at the Fishelage by some of our more graphically talented fishbitches. As you can imagine the ridiculous Proxy Server accusations from the Bubblehead camp over the Tater Top Polls got people's creative juices a-flowing. Feel free to snag away and have a good chuckle.

The Jaters call us Proxy-cheats, or Diabolical Pig-Porn Loving Terrorist Geese-Roaches (tm Zoriah) and we make icons to laugh about it...Aren't we just the meanspirited dregs of society?






My apologies to the originator of the Jate(r) icons, I can't seem to find them and wanted to feature them too. Contact me, okay?

Not to be outdone, some Bubblehead who clearly is still clutching their little blankie and crying "Mama!" at the Tater Top results, came up with these beauties.

Warning - Angry Jate icons

Can't you just smell the bile coming off of these? And so frakking witty too. I mean, seriously, does she think we're bragging about using proxy servers? Who's being the surfacey thinker now?

Maybe Bubbleheads just don't have a single funny-bone in their body. I think that must be it.

I'm sure there are hundreds of hilariously funny and entertaining Skate icons out there, why not post some of your favorites here and share the giggles with your fellow fishbitches? I know I'd love to see 'em. Read more...