Thursday, August 13, 2009

Foxee, the Redneck Fratboy...

Matthew the red-nosed actor
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows.

All of the other Losties
Used to roll their eyes in shame
They never let him coax them
Into any drinking games.

Then one August Oregon eve,
Rednecks came to say
Foxee with your nose so bright
Won't you party here tonight?

See how the rednecks loved him
as they shouted out with glee
Foxee, the red-nosed actor
You'll go down in infamy!