Monday, July 6, 2009

Skate Still Going Strong Five Seasons On


I've noticed that a lot of people think that not much has happened Sawyer/Kate-wise in the past two seasons. I can understand their frustration at our favorite couple being purposefully separated for so long and then reunited only to have Sawyer unavailable while engaged in an interim insta-romance.



But what about the big picture? Where is this story heading into the final season?

Gathial23 posted a vid on youtube which reminds us just how the writers have taken care to keep Sawyer/Kate romantically linked to each other over the past few years.

Posted below are the canon quotes used in the vid.

Thanks Gathial23 for giving us a stellar tribute to enjoy.




Voiceovers



Cassidy: Why didn't he come back with the rest of you?
Kate: The helicopter that we were on was running out of gas, so... he jumped... so that we could make it to the boat.
Cassidy: He was trying to get away from you.



Kate: have you ever been in love John?



Sawyer: I ain't looking to leave.

Kate: I think about how desperate you were to stay on that island. And then I realized...it was all because you didn't love anybody.



Kate: I lost him.
Cassidy: You needed him. Sawyer broke your heart. How else were you supposed to fix it?



Kate: He says we have a connection.
Jack: Do you?



Pickett: You let go, or I do her too.
Kate: I'll do anything you want.



Claire's Mom: Why did you lie?
Kate: Because I needed him.



Juliet: Why did you jump off that helicopter?
Sawyer: I wanted to make sure she...I wanted to make sure they got back to the boat.



Sawyer: Everybody I care about just blew up on your damn boat. I know what I can't change.



Sawyer: I was close enough to touch her. If I wanted to, I could've...stood right up and talked to her.
Juliet: Why didn't you?
Sawyer: What's done is done.



Sawyer: I had a thing for a girl once. - She's just gone - and she ain't ever coming back.



Jin: How long do we look James?
Sawyer: As long as it takes.



OTH quote: He knew in his heart that someday it would return to him, and his world would be whole again.



Pickett: You love this guy?
Kate: Yes, I love him.





Sawyer: Cause I wanted you to believe we had a goddamn chance.



Ben: You work so hard to make her think you don't care, that you don't need her.



Hurley: Because they're together.
Kate: What do you mean they're together?
Hurley: Together. They live together.



Kate: She thought you were worried about what would happen if you didn't.



Cassidy: You have the same look on your face I did, when he ditched me.



Radzinsky: Where is she now?
You tell me where she is or I swear to god I'll kill you.



Sawyer: Close your eyes Freckles.
Kate: Stand up!
Sawyer: Close your eyes.




Sawyer: Don't.



Bernard: So we die. We just care about being together.



Sawyer: I love you too.



Sawyer: Every now and again there's one.....one you name dumb stars with.



Bernard: (...) that's all that matters in the end.


And if that's not enough to sway your disillusioned Skate loving heart. Why not also revisit what The Powers That Be said about these two in the most recent clip show before the penultimate season finale (credit and heartfelt thanks to Luanne for splicing it together for us). Usually it's a total CrapJateFest, but it wasn't this year. Gee, I wonder why that is...



Yeah, I'm sure it's just to throw us S/K fans one final bone to keep on watching before they move onto the tasty four course meal of J/K in the final season. Or better yet, it's another one of their genius advertizing chess moves.

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Friday, July 3, 2009

THE JATE AIN'T FATE TOUR 2009



Matthew Fox is doing Europe this summer. And it really looks like he's having a good time! Naturally, his fans have been looking forward to Foxy's time in the spotlight, in this last summer ever of waiting for Lost to come back. What will he say? How will he Hussy up their excitement about Lost's grand finale season? Well, he was talking.



He was talking in Spain.

When describing the end of the show he uses several different adjectives. He confirms talking to Damon Lindelof many times about it and that each time he does that it is surprising that it is so "moving". Some of the words he uses are Beautiful, Redemptive, Sad and ends with saying it is just Awesome.

In England.

The star revealed he is the only cast member who knows how Lost will end, saying: “I don’t think Jack lives happily ever after.”

In France.
...The end is going to be both sad, beautiful and liberating.

He was talking all over the WWWebs.
TVMania: Rumor has it that you're the only cast members who knows how the show is going to end. Is that true?
MF: I do know how the show is going to end because I've been talking about Jack and the story with Damon and I know the overall picture: it's going to be beautiful, sad and redemptive.

You know, however you slice it, it really sounds like Jack's ending is going to be ... SAD. Like unmistakably,



unequivocally...



...SAD.



I don't know what the average Jack or Jate fan thought about all this. They tend to keep those kind of things rather, uh, private.



But it's safe to assume this had to be conflicting somewhat with the vivid fantasies they've imagined.



My God, what will become of all the unborn Jabies???



As SAD as those endings might seem to us, somehow I don't think that's what Foxy was hinting at. And I'm guessing by now that based on this series of interviews, the average Jacker, even the average Jater, has come to terms with the fact that the ending is going to be real, real SAD. But Jack will still be the HERO, right? That's not negotiable.



And he'll get to LIVE of course. Right? Right, Foxy?



So what about Jack? Could Jack die? For Fox it’s a firm, “Oh, yeah!”

What’s even more surprising is his answer to whether he’d like to see himself (Jack) die: “I think that would be awesome. I think Jack will die. I mean that’s my own personal belief. Whether he will die in the last moments of the show or before that will remain to be seen. I think a lot of the characters are going to die, but I can be wrong. I might know that.”


Now the Hussies had to regroup. This was starting to get serious. Sad Jack, ok, that's borderline acceptable. He's like extra uber-cute when he's sad. But not sad and DEAD! Holy shit! Maybe the best way to handle this would be to start up a buzz chorus of plausible deniability.



the pattern and tone of LOST is about the characters and their relationships, with each other and that is why this keeps getting brought up. If you don't like that aspect of the show as much then you won't see it, but it is there and is worthy of "discussion". But, I mean, an actual adult, civil discussion and not the "I'M RIGHT and YOU'RE WRONG - period" thing that happens more frequently on this subject alone. If just needing to be right is that important then this will never go away no matter how unambiguously LOST ends. And there are some who I think will get the happiness that they've sacrificed so much for. Anyway, I think Foxy's interview said alot and while it's still anyone's guess, if you don't like that character, that will keep being debated also. - DocLover1




Matt's exact words about the finale were that it was beautiful, sad and redemptive. Somehow that doesn't fit a doom-and-gloom picture of an "everybody is gonna die" scenario for the ending. Whatever Damon may have said, I believe that it's clear from the whole context of the Foxy interview that he's really talking about the overall ending of the show, not just Jack's fate. - Maxaholic


You know, Foxy doesn't know that much. He only knows the final image.But he has always shamelessly pimped the fact that, in knowing this "final image", He KNOWS the ending of LOST! Yeah, man, Foxy is the ONLY castmember they let in on the big secret. He can't help it if he's special like that.



It's a burden to carry, but it didn't stop Matt from enjoying his vacation. He was auditioning for his next bigscreen flick.



Come on, wouldn't you pay money to see a Bromance movie about Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Fox?



Something with hilariously homoerotic highlights?



There was still lots of fun to be had by Foxy's fans around the great big interweb. Their boy was everywhere and he was styling. He was in print, on television, talking, posing, flashing that big old grin.



Sure, they had to swallow all that SAD, DEAD JACK talk, but that was probably just Foxy being cute and scampish and ...well, foxy. It was fairly easy to ignore.

And then THIS happened:



Let's read this through slowly, for all us nonfrancolingual folk. The question:

SM: Do you think Jack and Kate could get back together and have a future together?


The answer:

MF: No, I never found the couple to be credible. I find it hard to believe they'll go back to falling into each other's arms.




W-w-w-whuh? Oh, my. How will the Jaters deal with that????

Well, first off ... they won't. This part is basic. It's Jater101.

This is how we take it.......we don't. - DocLover1




Even that is a bad translation, no one would ever say that in english... - Paterooni




unless I see it with my own eyes in a video or something that he ACTUALLY said that I won't believe it. - carolilly




Yea, same here. Even if that's what he believes, there is NO WAY he'd flat out say NO in an interview. -LO5TCrAzY




Doc reminded them that even if all Fox's other interviews were credible, this one was not:

So whatever else may be floating around about who said what...................pfft! "They" say alot of things!! No worries at all. It's been Jack and Kate since episode one, and it will be Jack and Kate in the final episode! - DocLover1




That's the first step. The second step is to....



Spin, baby, spin.

So we are not really sure what he said. All we know is what he has said in English interviews here, that we could understand right when he said them, and haven't been brought over seas and probably translated incorrectly. Foxy has never said anything negative about Jack and Kate, and I don't think he did this time either. So I don't think we are too concerned with it anymore. - DocLover


Spin No. 1: It's the translation. You can't expect anyone to understand two languages at the same time. Whoever wrote that down got it wrong. This argument was shot down by one of the resident non-Jate Jackers (who were, understandably, far less upset by this particular quote.)

He was asked what he thought about Jack and Kate having a future together, and he said he did not find them a credible couple. Clinging to the "mistranslation" angle doesn't hold much water because it was done by a pro -- I think those wishing to discount it are grasping at straws. Let's be honest here, it's not like making a mistake on translating a delicately worded, nuance-rich nuclear anti-proliferation treaty from Swahili to Welsh or some tricky linguistic gymnastics like that. It's a straightforward, brief and simple statement from French to English. -The Sacrifice the Island Demanded


Uh, suuuuuuuure, but:

My question is not the accuracy of the translation from the French to English. I've seen the original French and I agree with the translated version. My question is actually on the accuracy of the original French translation of Foxy's English reply. The statement is a very short one and, to me, seems to have been edited from what might have been a longer reply. In addition, it is the first time that Foxy has (if he indeed did say this) said something this negatively blunt about this particular relationship. It's translated as him saying he's "never" believed they were credible - which is either at odds with his previous opinion or at odds with what he told us his previous opinion was. - Dany E




Spin No. 2: It's not the translation from French to English that's wrong. Pfft. That's easy. It's the translation from English to French that they effed up. See, Foxy didn't say what it sounds like he said. He probably said something more like this:

MF: NO, I think they will be eternally and perpetually together through all eternity because they are the most epic love story that the world has ever seen. Duh.


And then the stupid translator got it all mucked up and came out with this instead.

MF: No, I never found the couple to be credible. I find it hard to believe they'll go back to falling into each other's arms.


See?



That's what happened.



Spin No. 3 There are other possible explanations. Like this one: He was drunk! Come on, we all know how much Foxy likes to get his drink on.

And we all know he was tired and at one point apparently with a hangover , he cancelled some interviews, etc. (PS. The press was not happy with that, photographs complained that he wouldn't want to take off his sunglasses each time they asked... and that he put often his hand before his face while talking! poor babies. - LO5TCrAzy




Spin No. 4: Or....my personal favorite explanation of all: He thought they were asking him about Kate and Sawyer!



It´s a result of linguistic misunderstanding – remember, this wasn´t an official ˝english˝ interview – Foxy could have misunderstood the question, or the interviewer could have misunderstood his answer....He misunderstood the question and was actually talking about his opinion about Sawyer and Kate I know, a bit stretched up, but… when you look back at all this previous quotes, and all he´s been saying for the past seasons, and the way the relationships have been developing on the show, especially in the last season, his quote, applied to Jate, doesn´t make any sense; while, applied to Skate, it does. So far, Foxy has always been on Jate´s side, not Skate´s. Ever since S1. Then we got Josh on our side. And then, the last one, Evie. - Jr Jaterville




When all else fails, there's always the old standby:



Spin No. 5: Who gives a frak? It's only Foxy's opinion because he doesn't know anything.

While I don't care nor do I have time to fond over and follow the breadcrumbs that Damon and Carlton leave hidden behind iniquitous wording and such during their interviews, I don't dare try to dissect and extract definitive meaning out of anything that the actors say either, whether I'm a huge fan, which is the case with Mr. Fox, or not. Everyone says what they want and hold their own opinions about such things, and at times, those opinions change like the weather, it all depends on which day of the week it is. - Forever Erica


Fond over? Iniquitous? I love this chick's writing style!




Not to mention, I bet Foxy gets soooooooo sick of getting asked the same question over and over and over again. Next week, he'll LOVE what he doesn't like this week. Worse than a chick man! . He's just making sure he covers all the bases.
- DocLover1


Plus, Doc reminds them how very,very, , IMPORTANT Jaters are to the ultimate success of LOST:

And I doubt tptb want him to start dissing a very important part of the show, that has a huge fan base before filming even starts. Even if filming had started, for him to start saying negative things about Jack's supposed death or Jack and Kate.......? Nope, I don't buy it and I don't think he'd be allowed to do it. So, it's all good! - DocLover1


You know you really don't want to make these Jaters mad:



This is where you really have to give these Jaters some credit. These people refuse to suffer. In the blink of an eye, they can go from bragging about how Foxy is the ONLY one who KNOWS the ENDING!!!! to agreeing unanimously that he doesn't know shit. And once that is established, they get straight back to the hard work of rowing that boat down that river in Egypt.



Thank you for posting those quotes, Doc. I don't think any sane person should worry about Jack and Kate at this point in the story. - Ewiss


Look how far our friends came in just one week. They have accepted that Jack's ending will be SAD. Some have even begun to accept that he may very well DIE. But this they will not accept. Dead or alive, even if they're frakking miserable, Jack and Kate will be TOGETHER.



And no, he doesn't write the story. They may not end up together alive, but I still think they will end up together. - DocLover1


Even the non-Jating Jacker has to agree with this.



This is the scenario I find most likely also. - The Sacrifice the Island Demanded


Ah, harmony is restored. All is right again in the Hussy Universe.




Okay, so now that we've got that settled...............phew!!:wipes head: And as far as what anyone else says or thinks.........:blahblahblah:, that's all it is!
- DocLover1


And just to keep the good buzz going a little longer, they remind one another that this is TEH JACK SHOW, GODDAMMIT!!!!

Yeah, funny how the show doesn't really move unless Jack does, huh? Golly, I wonder why that is? - The Sacrifice the Island Demanded




People have always known how important Jack is to the story. And I mean, the whole story, not just a bit here and there. They may not like it, but guess what............too bad! The episodes you mentioned above are great examples of his importance. Add that to the fact that when all is said and done, everything will come back around to Jack - everything. Those who choose to only see the bad, or what they consider bad, are really missing out on the entire story of LOST! - DocLover1


And plus, all those other fans who don't agree with them are Kerr-Razy.

jack has been and always will be the center of lost. we can see that very clearly. i don't see how anyone would think differently. - maxaholic




Like and love what character you will, but be clued in and objective enough to understand their role in the story, for heaven's sake. It's part of understanding what you're watching, and if you don't understand what you're watching...why watch? - The Sacrifice the Island Demanded




It's sort of, kind of, like that line from Locke in WR: "Crazy people don't know they're going crazy, they think they're getting saner"

Blame that river in Egypt
- Crazy Latin




OMG! LOL! ROTFL! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Don't blame the river, it's just plain ignorance! :toungie: :toungie: :toungie:
- DocLover1




Ahhhh......Let's have a few more of those.



Then they got back to what they do best, enjoying the Real, True Story of LOST that the rest of us are missing out on.



You can see their point.



Nothing really ever happens on Lost



without Jack being involved in it.



Like, ever.



It wasn't until Jack got off his ass this season and decided to drop a bomb down a hole



that anything at all happened in Season Five of Lost.



And nobody knows that better than Juliet.

I can kind of see their point. I wasn't a huge fan of Season Five. I'm hoping for Six to be a big improvement. But I do think they've been holding their fire. I still expect to have my socks blown off by Season Six. And so does Foxy, I'm thinking. He seems way positive about this coming season. Of course we have to wonder, how much should we trust in anything he says? Maybe he's trying to throw us all off so we can all squee our little tushies off in shock and surprise when Jack and Kate have a Jedding for real and lots and lots of gorgeous Jabies!



Or maybe he knows what his fans are like and wants to let them down easy.




MF: Well, that's a double edged sword. The fans have been creating their own theories all these seasons, speculating their own endings, it's one of the aspects we have enjoyed the most. The truth is that they will surely have thought of their own endings that will look nothing like the end of the series that's already been written. There will surely be people that will not agree with the ending they'll see on 2010. because the story will not go the way they think it will, so, whether the ending is liked or not, depends on the audience, on every TV viewer that follows the series. I know what the ending will be and I know the argument of the sixth and final season, and I, personally, think it will be a really satisfying ending for the majority, but if there's someone who has already thought of another ending, it is evident that they will not agree.


Let's assume just for a minute that he's telling the truth, even if only in some limited way. Matthew has always said he knows the final image. And we have confirmation that he knows something.

Q: Who else besides the two of you know the ending?

Carlton Cuse: The writers who work for us on the show know a great deal about it, but they don't know everything.

Damon Lindelof: Matthew Fox knows things that are relevant to Matthew Fox, and he isn't really interested in stuff that isn't relevant to him. He wants to know what's going to happen to Jack.


So we now know that Teh Fox is only interested in the parts of the story pertaining to Jack and since he can't stop telling us that he does in fact know the infamous Final Image, we can safely assume the final image is one of Jack.



And we know that he thinks it will be SAD. Beautiful, but SAD. Maybe even Dead-Sad. But in any case, SAD.



MF: The outcome will be, at the same time, sad, beautiful and cathartic.


And that would probably be cool with the Jate fans except for this one little thing. It seems he also knows that, in that sad, sad final image, he and Kate are not together. True, it doesn't completely rule out the Jaters' last, best hope that somehow, some way, if there's any justice in the world, Kate and Jack will get to end up as two mouldering corpses on opposite sides of a dank, lonely cave.



That's the ending I'm hoping for. Not an happy ending,but an epic one,sad yet very appropriate for those two characters imo. If Jack dies,I'd just want him to not die alone,and I think that the person who needs to be with him in this, is the one who's always been with him.Kate.I think them dying together after serving whatever destiny they had since the beginning would be perfect. Bittersweet as they often described the finale to be. Bitter because our two main characters would be dead, sweet because they'd be together. - Franci




Maybe Foxy was giving a clue with that part about "not falling into each others arms." Could it be that the series ends with Jack and Kate trapped in a cave together, and that even then, with death staring them in the face, they don't choose to huddle in one another's arms? Instead they choose to crawl off into opposite corners and die. Or if they're laid to rest there by others, those people don't choose to place them in one anothers' arms, as they would dead lovers.



Sounds like a shitty ending to me, but what do I know? I'm not a Jater. And even though I have to say this tour has looked good on Foxy, I'm not exactly a Jacker yet either. Sorry to any lurking Hussies who may accidentally read this post and wonder why don't we just fixate on the beautiful Josh Holloway instead of watching Foxy's European Sideshow, all I can say is that our guy hasn't been too high profile lately. Seems he's doing a bit of this



and a bit of that



and as much as that increases his adorability factor, there's not much Lost related fun we can have with that. This summer we're grateful to the chatty Mr. Foxy for giving us these juicy little tidbits. The guy really does seem to know quite a bit, or at least he's not shy about claiming to.



He knows about the timeline next year.

On the other hand, here’s a scoop: in the course of the last season, the flashbacks will stop and the story will be told in a linear fashion, without time jumps.


He knows that Ben has been permanently taken down a peg.

Q. Will Jack confront Ben in the last season of Lost?

A. No, he will have to fight an enemy who is much more powerful. But I can’t tell you more because, if I talk, the producers will probably send their henchmen to kidnap me and make me pay for it!




He knows that Locke being inhabited by an alien being isn't going to stop Jack and Locke from having a final showdown next season.

In addition to his thoughts on Jack’s demise and all told through giggles, Fox also shed light on Locke and Jack together: “I think it is very cool to see how and where those two end up in the final moments of the show.”


There he goes talking about "final moments" again! The finalest of which he's been told he knows. And seeing how he knows the final moments, and seeing how he just answered "NO! to a simple straightforward question about Jate being NOT fate...uh, I hate to break it to these Hussy gals, but there's a damn good chance he knows that Jack and Kate are kaput-ski.

Q. Do you think Jack and Kate can become a couple again and have a future together?

A. No, I never believed in them as a couple.




It's going to be a long, hungry summer for Lost fans so it's good of Foxy to throw us some chum. So, please keep talking, honey.



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Saturday, June 20, 2009

APPROACHING OMEGA



Ok, ok, I'm a little bit late with this finale review. Just a little. OK, like six or seven weeks late. But who's counting? By now the dust has cleared, the new and improved theories have been stitched into the intricate warps and wefts of the interwebs, and the last ever Lost finale cliffhanger is a memory. There's just one thing left to add. And so, with no further ado, I present, at long last, Fishbiscuit's Review of "The Incident".



"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience."
- Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Expectations are always sky high for a Lost finale. We expect them to enlighten and clarify, even though we know by now that all they ever do is discombobulate and confuzzle. Like many Lost fans, I've come to the rueful conclusion that the puzzle will never fit exactly right, will never look the way I imagined it would. But I still want to try and figure out what it will look like! I've decided that, like any other existentialist-ish dilemma, the best way to approach it is from the side. Peripherally, not directly. And my operating theory is this: The answer will never make ANY sense.



After all these years of wandering in the forest of fantasy, it's a foregone conclusion that Faith is going to win out over Science in the end. Which means, right off the bat, there's no way this will ever make sense. So that takes a lot of the pressure off, doesn't it?



Lost dropped a few of its finale traditions this year. The story actually ended ON the Island, something it hasn't done since Season One.



But overall, tradition was upheld. Including recent traditions, like Hurley running a VW Rescue Bus service.



Or Ben going Psycho with Mr. Pointy.



For the third straight finale, Locke was in the box.



Kate was still mopping up Jack's blood.



Juliet received the dubious honor of not only speaking the Official Lost Finale Slogan, but illustrating it as well. It seems like no matter how hard people try to Live Together, everyone still pretty much ends up Dying Alone.



Of course the most hallowed of Finale Traditions was observed.



Important stuff blew up! This year they went atomic, and really the outcome is very much up in the air. Thermonuclear weapons of the Jughead variety were quite capable of decimating small islands.



That's probably not what happened here, since Jack only dropped in a piddly thermonuclear trigger warhead, but there was still a lot of nostalgia, a lot of looking back. From the reappearance of Charlie's Driveshaft ring,



to Ben and Locke reminiscing over mementos from their first date,



to the return of the unsinkable Vincent,



from Kate's New Kids on the Block time capsule lunchbox,



to yet another reminder that Jack knows how to count to five,



there were shout outs and callbacks and handshakes with past seasons riddled throughout the episode. Just like Alice returned from her adventures Through the Looking Glass to the same sitting room she started out in, it feels like Lost has begun to circle around an ending that is going to take us right back where we started.



“If you want to know the end, look at the beginning”
- African Proverb

That seemed like the working premise to me, a theme split between the two halves of the episode.

The Jackisode:



Wherein the faith based mad scientist was on the move again, this time racing as hard as he could to get back to the future he could have had if he'd never gotten on that goddamn plane in the first place.

And The Lockisode:



Which sucked us back through the vortex of time to Island antiquity, back to when the inscrutable Saint Jacob was weaving the cloth of history down deep in the Shadow of the Statue.



This was Jacob's Coming Out party. All these years, watching men tremble at the mere mention of his name, we've wondered about him. Who is this omnipotent potentate? Who is Jacob?



Well, first off, he looks exactly like, but clearly isn't, Paul, Rita's creepy ex-husband who Dexter beaned with the frying pan.



(I hate when I get distracted like that.)

Turns out Jacob is a blond. An excellent fisherman.



A patient craftsman. A world traveler. And a linguist.



In the Bible, Jacob was a famous Twin. His elder twin brother, Esau, struggled and wrestled with him even while they were still trapped in their mother's womb. They're the ancient poster boys for the kind of brotherly strife we're very familiar with on Lost.



Esau was a "cunning hunter, a man of the field",



while Jacob was a "plain man, dwelling among the tents." They were never friends, though they eventually made a wary truce, and it's easy to see why they never got along. God had already played favorites.



"Was not Esau Jacob's brother?" the LORD says. "Yet I have loved Jacob, but Esau I have hated, and I have turned his mountains into a wasteland and left his inheritance to the desert jackals."
- (Malachi 1:2-3)



We have yet to learn what event created the murderous stalemate between Blackshirt and Whiteshirt, but the bitterness between the Biblical Jacob and Esau was due to an ugly shared scar. When they were fifteen, Jacob had tricked Esau, who was hungrier than he was smart, to trade away his birthright for a bowl of stew. Then, years later, when their father Isaac was dying, Jacob tricked Isaac into blessing him as his firstborn, by wearing an animal skin and pretending to be his hairy brother. In the Bible, Jacob was known as a great and successful conniver. A deceiver.



But in this story, it doesn't feel like Jacob has been the one pretending. There were many hints and clues that the No Name Man in Black, who we can call Esau for convenience sake, was the one who has been shifting shapes all this time. Was it Esau who appeared to Eko as Yemi before destroying him? Was Alex really Esau when she ordered Ben to obey Locke? Was it Esau that had been in the cabin, the one that Ilana burned in a kind of exorcism when she realized Jacob had not been there for a very long time?



Has Esau been appearing as Christian? The way he now appears as Locke?



What were we to make of the black and white tunics? Is this like a private grudge match or are they planning to take this global?



With all the transmogrification going on lately, is it possible we're headed for an ending that looks something like this?



Is it a black and white morality play, like it once seemed Locke was hinting at?



If so, is Jacob the Good Guy? He did have a saintly glow and went willingly to his slaughter, almost like Aslan, like Christ.



With Locke as his mouthpiece, Blackshirt Brother was ominous when he spoke to Richard about "taking care" of the rest of the Ajira 315 gang, and brutal in the way he shoved gentle Jacob into the firepit. If he's been appearing as the Smoke Monster, as it now seems likely he was, is it safe to say then that No Name Guy is:



This is not a blood sport; it's more like an existentialist chess match. There are Rules.



As Ben could not kill Widmore, neither can Esau kill Jacob...unless he finds The Loophole, in this case a Proxy Killer to do the dirty deed. As he said, he had to go through a lot to get there. First he had to grow little Ben Linus up into a skeevy little goblin. Then he had to get crazy John Locke involved in all kinds of head games with him. When Ben left the Island, Esau had to scheme a way for Locke to get himself murdered - by Ben, of course - and then carted back, all so Esau could impersonate Locke before anyone found out Locke's corpse was still in the box! Jacob had a clever defense mechanism in place - only agreeing to see one person at a time, knowing that Esau, as a single person, would never be able to kill him. But he hadn't counted on the diabolical cleverness or the eternal patience of his Bad Twin brother.



In this picture from Jacob's Tapestry, we see nine figures (like the nine people Jacob visited in the episode flashbacks) arrayed as if in battle, controlled by the outstretched hands of the Sun God, while at either end two figures sit, on thrones, like kings. A war is coming, as we've been told and told. But how can there be a war if one of the kings is already dead?



Is it even possible for Ben to kill one such as Jacob? It's remarkable how much the above picture resembles the famous Rembrandt, of Jacob fighting with the Angel. Is it possible that Jacob is not dead at all, but merely transformed, just passaging another stage of some eternal struggle?



What happens if Jacob is dead? What happens to the Tapestry he was weaving? Jacob not only weaves the cloth but he spins the thread. Jacob keeps bringing people to the Island, where as we learn they do nothing but destroy and corrupt. But Jacob does more than just lure people to the Island, he goes straight out and spins them into the kind of thread he's looking for to complete his great masterpiece.



In his dying moment, Jacob pleads with Ben to use his Free Will. But is Jacob really the best spokesman for that cause? After all, for almost his whole life, poor Ben had sublimated his own Free Will to Jacob and his incessant decrees and commands and his lists.



You can see why Jacob advocating for Free Will enraged Ben. Like Jacob in the Bible, this Jacob is very expert at manipulating people into doing his will. He makes contracts with little Kate



and little Sawyer,



getting both of them to make promises they'll never be able to keep. He uses Death to force his will into the life of Sayid



and he uses the touch of Life to capture Locke.



Jacob, who robbed his brother of his Blessing, blesses Jin and Sun's marriage, another promise he asks to be kept.



He tells Hurley that he is also blessed. And just to prove it, he gives him a free guitar.



Last but not least, he reminds Jack that if you really want a candy bar,



you could at least try to jiggle the machine before you storm off to do something rash.



What does it mean to receive the touch of Jacob? Is it a blessing or a curse? And, for all the lip service he gives to Free Will, how much is that part of Jacob's shell game? The clue here, as to Jacob's true agenda, might just be in his chosen symbolic icon: the spinning wheel. Historically, the spinning wheel is symbolic of the famous man of peace, Mahatma Gandhi.



"I am like God wanted me and I do as he advises me to do. Let him do with me as he pleases. If he wants to he may kill me. I believe that I do as he orders."
-Ghandhi

Mythologically, it was Penelope who spun and wove, unmaking each night the weaving of the day before, to keep her 108 suitors at bay while her Desmond-ysseus was at sea.



But that symbolism seems all wrong for Jacob. First of all, he's a dude, and secondly, he's not unbuilding anything. He's moving in the direction of Progress. He's got a plan and he's carrying it out. Jacob's spinning wheel is more like that of the godly Greek sisterhood known as The Fates.



Specifically, Clotho, the one on the left, who spun the thread of human life and as such, was responsible for the magical mystery of Birth. So here we have Jacob, spinning like Clotho, creating the fates of human lives, all in the shadow of the statue of Tawaret, another ancient goddess of...you guessed it... Birth!



It seems to me that most Lost reviewers can't resist playing symbolic tic tac toe. In Jeff Jensen's finale review alone, he managed to compare Juliet to not only Tawaret, but Isis, Nausicaa, Oedipus's mommy, the Holy Mother of God ... oh, and Stephen King's Carrie, too! Basically there's almost no god, goddess or symbolic archetype that can't be swapped into this story to suit almost any interpretation. It's childsplay.




But I have a harder time making these connections. I mean, this is how Tawaret was portrayed by Egyptian artists:



You may be wondering, like I am, what happened to the stumpy legs, the big belly and the saggy boobs. Hippo head aside, many thought, with no small justification, that the statue more closely resembled Sobek, the god of Chaos.



TPTB have apparently confirmed for all the world that the statue is indeed meant to represent Tawaret, so all we can do is go with that. Think of it as a kind of Hollywood version of a fertility goddess. Hollywood, where even a pregnant hippo can be tall and tan and lean and lovely. As a matter of fact, this fertility goddess was built kind of like a certain fertility doctor we know, the one whose heartrending death transcended the silliness of the quadrangle storyline that she was so unfortunately trapped in this year.



The character machinations of the quadrangle were so downright dumb in this episode, it's embarrassing to even try and remember them.



Juliet jumps off the sub to save "all those people" but then they run into Jack who needs to bleach Kate out of his memory bank so he's going to blow up the Island and hope that puts him back to never knowing her, which prompts Juliet to change her motivation completely and jump on Jack's bandwagon because she also agrees she wishes she could go back to never having known Sawyer! Seriously!



I mean, words fail me, but... Seriously??? This is the best they could come up with for character motivations for four grown adults?



Maybe that's why the players in this year's triangle were all featured in flashback as immature children. We saw that Kate was getting into trouble with Tom long before she managed to help him get dead.



We saw that Sawyer never would have written his vendetta letter without Jacob's helpful assistance.



Both Sawyer and Kate were touched by Jacob. But Juliet was not. Juliet learned a different lesson. When her parents gave her and her sister the divorce "talk" they managed to frame the whole thing in very fated tones. Some loves aren't meant to be, and just because Juliet didn't want to accept it, that doesn't mean it isn't true.



Pinkshirt Juliet's worst nightmare had come true and Redshirt Juliet was cutting Sawyer loose. Why? Well, it seems the whole plot hinged on Sawyer accidentally choosing a most inopportune time to give Kate this one sad, longing Look.



Faced with the all-too-revealing question of who he'd most wish to spend Forever with, Sawyer looked at Kate when he shoulda looked at Juliet. And that, as they say, was that.



Juliet was all charged up and ready to help Jack drop some Go Away Bombs. Looks on Lost are important, especially between lovers and ex lovers and would be lovers, and as we all know, finale Looks are the best kind, the kind that can send message board ship wars into hyperdrive. Even if they're almost always misinterpreted.



As Jack dropped the bomb, our Season Five Quad Kids had their very own Finale Look.



What did this Look mean? Was it Goodbye?



With Sawyer and Juliet now separated by a death scene that had about a thousand times more feeling than their entire unbelievable relationship ever had, it's hard to see how their Look meant anything other than farewell for this pair that was never meant to be.



But what about Kate and Jack?



Who the frack knows? Or cares? Sure, Jack wanted to destroy Kate's memory forever and sure, he was fine with sending her ass back to jail and sure, he couldn't be bothered to walk even a few steps to jiggle the candy machine before he blew up the Island. All of that is true. So, yes, Jack and Kate remain one of the most unappealing and uninspired couples in the history of tv romance, but that doesn't mean they're gone for good. All we can do is offer fervent blessings to Jacob and hope that the Quad Looks were a casting off of that entire knitting row, that we're done, finally, with all such relationships that are not "meant to be".



I know, I know, who am I kidding? There's really nothing much else to be said about the silly Quad plot that mucked up the Jackisode half of the finale, except to note that there is a very loud and determined internet contingent that is unwilling to accept any possibility that Juliet, despite falling to the center of the earth and detonating a nuclear warhead, might in fact be dead. It's true that Desmond survived a similar (?) kind of explosion in Season Three, landing naked in the middle of the jungle, none the worse for wear.



So I guess that might be a nice fantasy for Juliet's horndog fanboys. I sympathize with those fans who've lost their favorite character, and Lord knows we could ill afford to lose another female from this Boys Only Club, but the clues for a living Juliet just don't seem to be there.



It was Juliet, and only Juliet, who wasn't touched by Jacob. Am I putting too much faith in one clue? Should I be thinking more like the geniuses who put together Bernard's offer of tea (the fetus loves the folic acid!) and Juliet's hand passing over her own solar plexus, and concluded...



Yep! It's a baby for Sawyer and Juliet in Season Six! She's not dead. She's going to be a mama!



Yo. There's a limit to how far parsing clues will get you on Lost. You can use them to justify any wishful theory your heart desires, and at least for as long as the hiatus lasts, you can convince yourself that you're the only one who truly gets it. And why not? It's not as if actually reading the clues we're given is all that helpful. It's easy to get confused. For instance, did it mean anything that when Jack got clocked, it was a big red Toolbox that hit him?



I like to think so. But then I thought the big car sized box Ilana's boys were carrying was akin to the Ark of the Covenant. Who would have thought that guys carrying a dead body around a tropical island would want to make it ten times heavier, just for the hell of it?



Was that an icebox they had Locke in?



Clues can be tricky. Some of them may be inside jokes, but others, which might at first glance seem goofy, turn out to be quite meaningful. When Hurley painted a Sphinx as a Rehabilitative Art project, it wasn't anything to scoff at.



Because here we are now, smothered in Egyptian imagery, unriddling the mystery of what lies in the shadow of the Four Toed Foot.



Candy bars named after Greek gods might have seemed frivolous,



but this passage on Jacob's Tapestry forces us to speak Greek. Under a picture of tall masted sailing ships are these words:

""Only the dead have seen the end of war."




Richard was seen building a ship in a bottle in the episode before the finale, "Follow the Leader".



Jacob was seen awaiting the arrival of a very similar 19th century sailing vessel, another one of the many he has brought to the Island. There is a big beached boat marooned improbably on the interior of the Island, the slave ship Black Rock, out of Portsmouth, England.



Can we put two and two together here and conclude that Richard was the Captain of the Black Rock and that Jacob, after bringing him there, favored him and bestowed on him immortal life?



It sure seems possible.

What are we to make of all the Eyes we see on Lost? Jacob's Tapestry is topped by the Eye of Horus, a symbol of godly protection being woven into history by He Who Protects Us All.



Although Ilana is a new character I seriously wish I didn't have to care about, I couldn't help noticing that the only thing left uncovered by her mummy makeup was her one Cyclopean eye.



What did Ilana look like before she was mummified? Is it significant that she maybe sees out of only one eye? Or is it a different eye analogy they were going for? Maybe a Third Eye kind of thing?



It's so hard to say. In any case, it seems inevitable from what we have that Ilana has come to fight in The War on Jacob's side. Is she a Good Guy, like Bram said, or the kind of Bad Guy who keeps saying she's a Good Guy, like Frank hipped to?



Who will fight on the other side of The War? Not Bernard and Rose, I'm thinking.



These two were looking chill, and their Zenlike tranquility was so deep even death could not frighten them. Does this mean they are the carcasses found by Jack and Kate in the cave, the ones with the symbolic black and white rocks in their pockets, the mysterious Adam and Eve and favorite message board guessing game?



There's no such thing as a straightforward clue on Lost, which is why so many of us are paranoid. It seems many fans jumped to the conclusion that the fish Jacob was seen cooking in the opening sequence was in fact an honest to God Red Herring, a trick clue designed to throw us off the trail.



But I don't think so. First off, it's not a Herring, which is a coldwater fish. It's more like a Rockfish, or tropical perch, but it is a RED fish. Or yellowish anyway. Maybe it is another joke they're playing on us, but wouldn't that negate the entire mystical, enigmatic drama of Black and White Beachboys exchanging cryptic dialogue? That would be underhanded even for Lost. I think the fish is meant to represent instead the Ichthus, the symbol of Christ.



"Once again, the kingdom of heaven is like a net that was let down into the lake and caught all kinds of fish...The angels will come and separate the wicked from the righteous and throw them into the fiery furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth."
-Matthew 13:47-50



In its most primitive form, the Jesus Fish was portrayed by ancient Christians, as an eight spoked wheel, here marked with the Greek word for Ichthus.



It's a symbol we've seen so very often on Lost, the recurring theme of the Dharmachakra, the great Wheel of Life and Death. It's another one of those instances on Lost where unrelated cultures clash and find common ground, where things that have no relationship to one another - like say, Egyptian gods and Christian saints and Buddhist imagery - are synthesized into one great big unified theme. I think the Clue of all Clues in the episode was this one:



I don't think it was Flannery O'Connor's story that was being referenced. Or the inside joke that "Everything Rises" just as Locke is taking a dive. Or the dove with the arrow through its heart, though certainly that soon became Jacob's fate.



I think the important point was just the title itself: "Everything That Rises Must Converge" The title is a reference to the philosophy of the fascinating Jesuit paleontologist, Pierre Teilhard de Chardin.



No one has ever tried harder to synthesize both Science and Faith than this man, who attempted to reconcile the scientific study of evolution with the orthodox teachings of Catholicism. It wasn't easy and he risked condemnation from his Church by doing it, but he perservered. He believed in his philosophy that all evolution, by increasing the complexity of organisms, from cell to organism to planet to solar system and whole-universe, was resulting in a Unification of Consciousness that spiralled inevitably towards an irresistible point of perfect harmony, a condition he named the Omega Point.



""Evolution is nothing but matter become conscious of itself."
- Julian Huxley

We have seen many times on Lost this perpetual intermingling of cultures and faiths and languages and themes.



"'Be not afraid, open, open wide to Christ the doors of the immense domains of culture, civilization, and progress."
-John Paul II

Instead of splitting the world into Black and White halves that can never be joined,



perhaps Jacob represents the Omega Point, the force that is drawing humanity together towards a Supreme Consciousness. If so, then Bernard and Rose were probably right. It won't matter whether anyone lives or dies, only that they find a way to finally attain the harmony and peace that Destiny has designed for them. Jacob draws people to the Island, where time and again they are destroyed and corrupted, but all this is just the upward converging progress of human consciousness, being drawn to the one and only endpoint, towards Omega.

There are many questions left hanging for next season. Was Jack's great race after Destiny nothing more than him creating the very same Incident that had always happend, as Miles theorized, but nobody paid any attention to?



Did whatever happened just happen all over again?



Will Sawyer be able to overcome his grief?



Will sexy Sayid survive?



Will Sun ever get a plot?



One thing that seems inevitable is that all clues are progressing towards WAR next season. But maybe that's the ultimate red herring. Maybe we're being thrown off by the idea that this is a story of blacks and whites, that must inevitably clash and create chaos.



Maybe that's not it at all. Maybe the story isn't circling around its own beginning. Maybe instead it's circling around Omega. And everything that happens along the way is just ... Progress.




“I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing.”

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Monday, May 11, 2009

Public Service Announcement--Sort Of

Sorry, no recap for last week. Due to personal issues, the Fish was unable to do the work that is required to get one ready for publication. This week is iffy as well. Don't worry, the Fish is fine. Just some things have had to take precedence over Lost recaps. (Hard to believe that anything could be more important than Lost, isn't it?)

Happy Finale Week!
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Sunday, May 3, 2009

TURN OFF YOUR MIND



Turn off your mind, relax
and float down stream
It is not dying"
- The Beatles

Whatever Happened, Happened. It's been our Constant this season, our guide through the jungle of time travel absurdity and confusion. Remember how Daniel schooled us all in this one simple basic rule in the first episode of the season? You do remember that, right?



OK, now forget it.



Daniel took the yellow submarine back to Ann Arbor circa 1974, and whatever happened to him there convinced him that maybe something else could happen than whatever happened the first time. He had it all written down in his trusty notebook.




He came twitching into town with this revised theory, hoping to recruit some of his old friends to test it out. He told them that even though whatever happened, happened in the past, now that the past was their present, he had brilliantly surmised that whatever happened didn't happen yet so maybe he could make something different happen.



Wow. And it only took a lifetime of studying relativistic physics for him to come up with this. He had carefully considered the pseudo-Reimemannian metrics and Lorentz invariants, worked through all the ramifications of teleparallelism and energy-momentum tensors, rejected the Schwarzschild solution, the Reissner-Nordström solution and the Kerr metric, and come up with his own brilliant discovery: Hey, guys, we can do whatever we want!



So this is great, right? Whatever happened doesn't have to happen! Except not so fast. Because in this episode, whatever had ever happened did manage to happen again. First we got a literal repeat of the opening scene of the season. It happened. Again.



Then we saw Daniel kneel down like an icky child molester man in front of baby Charlotte and repeat exactly the same lines she remembered him telling her, about never ever coming back to the Island.



Which she will take with her into adulthood and repeat to Daniel as she dies, because she will still only remember that a scary weirdo said them to her and she won't remember that she died because of it. Until she's actually dying of course.



Whatever happened, happened.



And Daniel's lovely mother, who killed him in the past, will raise him up just so she can kill him again, endlessly, ad infinitum, in the same twisted Oedipal loop, over and over and over. Whatever happened, happened.



Now there was a little glitch in this predestined family Oresteia. Mama Eloise, knowing she'd killed her adult son, apparently, from what we can guess, took her child off the Island, and raised him in America. Now, one would think, if it's Sophocles we're copying here, that Mom would have tried very hard to outrun Fate, tried to cheat cruel Fate out of making her sacrifice her only begotten son. But no, if you thought that, you'd be wrong.



When she heard his gift for the piano she could have sent him to Conservatory and kept him as far from a Physics textbook as was humanly possible.



When she found out he could count metronome beats in his head like an Idiot Savante she could have marketed him as a sideshow freak and made enough money to keep him set for life.



Or she could have gone even further, and tried to have him raised by another, set him adrift in a basket like Moses and tried to protect him that way. Instead it seemed like she wanted her only child to fry his beautiful mind with Relativistic Physics until he couldn't see straight. And then she wanted him to go back to Craphole Island so he could walk straight into the barrel of her gun.



Twice.



Eloise was convinced that whatever happened had to happen so she warped and twisted and forced her only child's life into a living hell, just so she could be sure to make whatever happened, happen. I think these writers need to go re-read their Sophocles, because the whole idea of Greek tragedy was that no matter how hard one tried to escape an inevitable Fate, they got caught in its claws anyway. That's the whole basis of catharsis. In this story, Mama wasn't just accepting Fate, she was boosting it along and feeding it steroids. She even managed to hop inside Desmond's head when his consciousness time travelled back to her ring shop, to make sure he went back to the Island to not push the button that would crash Flight 815 so her son would have to travel to the Island so she could kill him.



Maybe she figured if she was going to have to take out her only kid, at least she could see him go out in a blaze of academic glory.



I wonder if that's why she gave him the name of a famous historic physicist rather than her own, or that of his mystery Dad. Poor Daniel, his whole life was an exercise in futility.



She wouldn't let him have a girlfriend. She thought that her love inscriptions in a fancy notebook would be an acceptable substitute and might somehow make up for the fact that she spent his whole life fattening him up like a pig for the slaughter.



But Daniel showed her, didn't he? He fried his brains, blew out his memory, and then he made his forbidden girlfriend into his forbidden test subject and sent her broken memory careening through whatever had ever happened, while she lay paralyzed, a vegetable unstuck in time for all eternity.



But none of this stopped Mom from marching along her predestined path. After all, she had warned him to stay away from girls.



When Daniel's brain got smoked, she let him go live in the family home, where he was sitting, sobbing in front of the tv set at the sight of a sunken faux-Flight815, probably suffering from the pangs of precognition of his coming death. Or something.



There he was visited by two spirits - his father, the graverobber,



and his mother, the assasin.



Together these two true believing missionaries worked to convince their darling boy to take a trip to the Island they knew would become his tomb. Did they want to be sure he prevented whatever happened from happening or that he made sure whatever happened happened, which by the way, would have happened without them being such noodges, but ...uh, whatever. It happened.



Somewhere along the way, we know not where, Daniel discovered that Desmond Hume was his Constant. Maybe that happened when Future Desmond came to his Oxford lab and gave him the proper variables to make his equation work so that he could send his beloved mouse Eloise on the time trip that would sizzle her brains and kill her.



We don't really know how that led to Daniel realizing Desmond was his Constant. Heck, we don't even know what it means that Desmond was Daniel's Constant. And, uh, looks like we're not going to find out now.



In any case, at some point, Daniel's memory returned. When he first got to the Island, it wasn't working too well.



But by the time Ben pushed the Dharma Wheel, it seemed to have returned and he was giving seminars to the left behind group about all the intricacies of time travel. Which all boiled down to one hard and fast rule - Whatever Happened, Happened. Now we do remember that, as soon as Daniel delivered this message, he knocked on the hatch door, met Hazmat Desmond and proceeded to try to make something different happen.



But my understanding was that, once he did that, then that chain of events became the Whatever that always had Happened, and the rule remained true. But that would be wrong. Maybe.



When Daniel met Pierre Chang, he messed with his mind a little and sent him off fuming. Miles scolded him and Daniel responded that he was only trying to make sure that Chang did what he had to do. Which sounded a lot like what Mommy Dearest had been trying to do with him. So at that point Daniel was still trying to make whatever happened happen. Then he went to see his old friends - who seemed astonishingly not surprised to see him - and tried to get them to help him make whatever happened NOT happen.



That brought us to our stupid High School Musical moment of the week. Jack jumped on board with Daniel's plan because he's still looking for that pony under his bed...er, I mean that Destiny! they promised him he could have if he came back here.



Sawyer wanted his Freckles to come with him.



Which prompted Juliet to get her bitch on and give out the code to the fence,



probably hoping that Kate and her cute little freckles would fall into a wormhole someplace out there and disappear forever.



Kate took the hint and ran off with Jack Daniels, but first they stopped at one of the many convenient gun cabinets that this peaceful Dharma community keeps fully stocked and loaded at all times. Jack had the keys because you know, he's been there three days, and Dharma security is so airtight that they hand out keys to their gun stash to all the janitors.



Guns were handed out like party hats, even to Daniel, whose brain was becoming refried by the minute. The only thing he was missing was a big KILL ME NOW sign on his jumpsuit.



There followed a hilarious cartoon gunfight that looked like a bunch of 8 year old boys playing in the backyard.



They should have just had them point their fingers and go POW! BANG!



You are so dead!



Then Jack and Kate and Daniel walked through the jungle towards the Others, swinging their guns, looking for whatever happened to happen. Daniel explained to Jack that he had a truly brilliant idea. Instead of letting a leak of electromagnetic energy to force the Swan hatch to be built as a containment unit that would need to have a button pushed every 108 minutes, he was going to find the hydrogen bomb he'd seen in 1954 and blow that up instead! Jack listened and nodded and thought that sounded good. This way Flight 815 would never crash. Of course, Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Hurley, Jin and everyone else on the freaking Island would probably be blown to kingdom come in a great big beautiful mushroom cloud. But, hey! Look at the bright side. At least their flight would never crash!



Jack should have stopped and consulted his Paradox manual because a doctor as brilliant as himself would have easily understood that what Daniel was proposing was impossible. If Flight 815 never crashed then Daniel would never have been sent to the Island on the freighter and would never be in any position to blow up the H-bomb to stop the Incident that eventually led to the plane crashing. We are talking Elementary Paradox Theory here. Daniel's plan was doomed from the get go, because even if whatever happened never happened, what he wanted to make happen would have prevented him from ever being in a position to make it not happen. Come on!



Halfway through this episode, the 100th episode ever in a mostly glorious series, I came to the sad conclusion that this might just have been one of the dumbest episodes they ever wrote. It wasn't just the writers who were dumb. It was also the characters. Did Juliet stop to think that sending Jack and Kate into Others territory might have some ramifications aside from keeping Freckles away from her Snookums?



Did the brilliant Dr. Burke not think of maybe giving crazy ass Phil a little sedative to keep him from thumping around in that closet like a big telltale heart?



How about this packing job they were doing on their way to go live in the wild? I get that Sawyer has become as soft and squishy as a bowl of tapioca, but how was he planning on getting all that crap down to the beach?



Was he planning on driving his Winnebago down there and hooking up to the utilities at the campsite? And Juliet was clearly planning on needing an elaborate wardrobe on this adventure.



I hope she remembered to pack her heels and a little black evening dress.

Back in the jungle, Jack and Kate were also showing a great deal of savvy.



First they let Daniel wander down into the camp waving a gun around like a big red flag - because that worked out so well during the gunfight at the truckshop corral.



Then, once he was down there, they watched from their vantage point as Eloise apparently crept up behind him and shot him in the back.



Way to be good lookouts! I guess the farce won't be complete until next week, when I'm guessing they sit on their butts and wait to get captured. I mean, I know whatever happened has to happen, but can it happen only if all our characters get mind sucked?




With that in mind, it seems the 100th episode of Lost really did mark a milestone in our experience of this show. I do believe this was the moment when every last holdout, every fan who still bravely pretended to know what was going on, finally gave up the ghost and admitted defeat. And there's probably no point right now in overthinking it. Let's just all give up. We surrender!



Let's not think of any of the consequences, for example, if Daniel is right about Flight 815 never crashing. Just kicking the Paradox Monster out the door for a minute, what would that mean? Well, it would mean that Desmond and Penny never reunited, which would mean that this touching moment never happened.



And this little boy would never exist.



Michael could go on to raise his video game playing son.



Sun could have divorced Jin and his 98 pound weakling sperm. Sorry about that, Ji Yeon.



Aaron could be raised by that nice couple in L.A. and Claire could go back to ... whatever Claire did.



Hurley could continue on his merry way as an overstuffed, exuberant gajillionaire.



Boone and Shannon could have played their incestuous psychodrama out to its natural sordid conclusion.



Locke could stay in his chair, unmanned and unspecial.



Sawyer would never have to wear those hideous coveralls.



Kate could go to jail until all her freckles faded into wrinkles.



Jack's hair could go back to never growing.



None of their triangular sex games would ever happen. Juliet would still be holding book club, Alex would be alive and Ben would die of a spinal tumor. In essence, the whole story we've seen would not have happened. And Jack was down with that. He was hopping right on board that Do-Over Wagon.



I'm curious though. If Daniel's plan succeeds and Flight 815 never crashes, would Sawyer, Kate, Jack, Hurley, et. al. just disappear from 1977 Dharmalala or would they disappear off of Flight 815? When whatever happened doesn't happen, which whatever doesn't happen first? What's the priority sequence here?



I tell you what. I'm not going to even bother thinking about it, until I see what they have up their sleeve. Even if we concede that it's possible for human beings to be variables in the great equation of cause and effect, we don't know which people are the independent variables and which the dependent variables. Once you change one value, a whole different cascade of results will ensue, changing the values of all the other variables in the equation, which in turn will cause a new chain of events in all the other related equations. Bu it's not like this is science we're dealing with here. Or mathematics. Or common sense. We're in comic book territory, good and proper.



The consequences, however, could still be very serious and tragic. In any case they're sure to be unpredictable.



"Or play the game
existence to the end
Of the beginning
Of the beginning...."
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Sunday, April 19, 2009

IN A TIMESPACE FAR, FAR AWAY



They were building outpost stations over hallowed land sacred to the indigenous Hostile peoples.



The Hostiles huddled in the surrounding wilderness, mostly leaving the clueless Dharma Geek-droids to their business, but keeping constant watch and biding their time.



The Dharma went their merry way, continuing to violate the sanctity of Jacob's Island with mines and labs and factories. They gathered around them an unsuspecting community of innocents,



protected only by a fragile sonic shield and the swiss cheese security of their crackpot police force.



Unbeknownst to the Dharma, however, the Hostiles had taken possession of one of their own, the bugeyed son of the town drunk, and were reprogramming him to infiltrate and destroy their placid, complacent society.



Nominally in charge of Dharmalala, as best as can be humanly guessed, is the hairy man known as Horace.



However, not even Horace has any apparent control over the resident guntoting genius, Radzinsky the Radical.



It is also unclear where the chill Dr. Chang ranks in the power hierarchy. He is there to monitor the electromagnetic mining projects being drilled into the heart of Jacob's Island, but he often seems like just another victim of the DI machine. Is he just a college professor who got duped into dying in a tropical hellhole?



The rarely seen Pierre Chang took center stage this episode, along with his long lost son, Miles Straum.



Like its archetype obsessed ancestor, Star Wars, Lost runs primarily on high octane father/son duels.



This episode was no exception. It just had a different feeling to it. There was no mano a mano, no violence. It was almost tender.



No hands were lost in the making of this episode. (That might come later, though!)



A little refresher course in the history of Chang is probably in order. Dr. Chang is a man of many names. We first met him as Marvin Candle in the Swan Orientation Video, later as Mark Wickmund in the Pearl video, while in the Orchid orientation film, he had assigned himself the name of Edgar Halliwax. All theories about Chang possibly being one of four identical quadruplets were finally put to rest in the Comic Con 2008 video, where he admitted once and for all he was indeed the one and only Chang.



In some of his films, Dr. Chang has use of both arms and hands. In others, his left arm looks limp. It is an established urban myth among Lost-maniacs that Chang at some point lost the use of his left hand and/or arm, which would be an echo of a favorite Star Wars theme - the amputation of appendages.



We know that Chang sent his family away from Jacob's Island long ago, and that Mama Chang took her bitterness about this betrayal with her to her grave.



The Comic Con 2008 video also revealed that Dr. Chang knew what the future held in store for him. Probably he was protecting his family from the Incident that was coming, which would be followed by the genocidal Purge, which would in turn be followed by the infamous Reign of Bugeyed Ben. And if you listen to the videotape, it's clear which time traveler sets him straight. Daniel Faraday, back from Ann Arbor, Swan suited up to return to his time travel battles in the belly of the beast.



We don't know if Pierre Chang ever noticed that his little baby son had an odd psychic deformity. We do know that Baby Miles grew into a sad, haunted child.



He was chased through life by the unchained chattering of dead people desperately seeking to unload their final secrets on him. And since it didn't seem like Mom was the communicative type, he grew up angry and confused, selfish and greedy and manipulative and so badly misguided that he ended up stealing his fashion style from



Rufio, leader of the Lost Boys.



Eventually Miles' special powers brought him to the attention of some of those seeking to exploit the Island's magic, and back he came to the land of his birth.



The title of the episode was Some Like It Hoth, one of the more blatant clue titles of the season. It didn't take much thinking to rule out the first association, the old cross dressing masterpiece, Some Like it Hot.



Hurley and Miles had a bit of a buddy act going on, but happily, it didn't include any makeup or high heels.



If you wanted to stretch, and look for seriousness in an episode that didn't have much, you could rearrange the word puzzle and find a bit more Egyptology in the title. Some Like I, Thoth?



Thoth is another one of the many, many Egyptian gods. This one is considered the heart and tongue of Ra, the one who makes the Sun God's will known through speech. Maybe that was part of the title reference. Maybe, kinda sorta. There were a few echoes back to our friendly Egyptian gods and their death fetish. There was a bit of bodysnatching going on, complete with a pretty funny reference to the famously missing corpse of Jimmy Hoffa.



And Janitor Jack (hee!) was seen scrubbing away an Egyptian history lesson from the classroom blackboard. Was this erasure meant as a reminder that those who refuse to learn from the past are doomed to repeat it?



The most obvious reference in the title was a callback to those halcyon days of science fiction glory, when The Rebel Alliance managed to evade the Imperial Army and escape from the planet of Hoth - an ice planet where Wampas, much like our own tropical polar bears, dragged people into caves to terrorize and devour.



The polar bears were only there in this episode for the poop jokes and the storytime. But they were there.



Like every other Star Wars fan, Hurley spent the episode second guessing George Lucas's story choices. Hugo would have gone for the more emo hug-it-out solution to the Bad Dad situation. None of that metaphorical castration or terrifying revelations. So, hey, since The Empire Strikes Back is the only Star Wars film that Lucas didn't write himself, maybe it will turn out to be Hurley who really wrote it!



In Lost, the Swan Hatch was built to mine the powers of the electromagnetic beast that lurks beneath the surface of the Island. We've known since Season Two that the Swan Hatch had a powerful magnet behind its concrete walls.



But the Dharma mineworkers were encountering this magnet raw. Where Desmond's fillings only ached when he was trapped in the Swan, this poor schmuck had his filling ripped out right through the top of his head.



Maybe we can think of Dharma Village as an Echo Base, where the Rebels hide behind a shield generator, relying on their remoteness to protect them from the outside world. Just as Hoth was a society of tunnels and caves, both Dharma and Hostiles have mined beneath the Island. So much that happens in this story takes place underground, below the surface - not just of the Island itself - but just below the surface of our comprehension out here in the audience. We never really know what's going on, but once in awhile we kind of feel it coming together.



In our efforts to keep track of all the subterranean subconsciousness, we have learned to rely on the helpful Easter Eggs the writers so generously toss our way each episode. This episode was like the clearance rack at supermarkets the week after Easter, just a bargain basement sale of clues and teases and wink-nods. Get your notebooks out, kiddies.



The white rabbit was back.



And with our lucky number 8 no less.



Though the number 4 was having a good day as well,



being very much a featured number this week.



One of our new favorite numbers, 316, was out and about.



Just so we don't forget our Bible lessons during this detour into pop culture. The only question is which only begotten Son will be the lucky one who gets to sacrifice himself for the world his Father so loved.

In Janitor Jack's classroom, we saw flowers and butterflies,



as we've often seen before.



And the star picture at the bottom here, right below the erupting volcano,



looks almost like it was swiped straight off of Kate's old refrigerator!



Do those arts and crafts mean anything, or are they laughing at us with "clues" like that? Sometimes it seems like you don't know where to stop with this Easter Egg hunting. You start going a little nuts with it. Like, does it mean anything that the shirts are all plaid?



What about those wild horses over Lara's death bed?



Was it just me or did anyone else think of The Secret Garden when Chang opened the gates to the Orchid?



Was this the kind of "Circle of Trust" Horace had with LaFleur?



And what was up with Hurley being too demure to say the word FART?



Gregg Nations, the writer of this episode, gets the award for lamest joke in any Lost episode ever, by having Sawyer say this one: "Ever feel like the little dutch boy with his finger in the ....Doc?"



Ew.



I also gotta say, that I am no Star Wars expert, not by a long shot, but even I know that Luke Skywalker lost his hand before he found out Darth Vader was his Fatha.



This was also not a good episode for the Big Four. Sawyer, baby, you know I love ya, but you're slipping. Any halfway competent Conman would have thought to call Miles and get the videotape removed before he got filmed on it.



It didn't occur to Juliet that she'd need a cover story for Ben's disappearance until Roger stumbled back from the errand she'd sent him on.



The Kuliet ship got yet another lame scene of chick bonding through gritted teeth.



Can we quit with the Kuliet scenes? I think we get it, guys. They don't hate each other even though they are in love with the same man. Again.



Kate popped a Bud with her new BFF, Roger Workman. Which didn't work out too well, since next thing he was angrily staggering over to Jack, loaded for bear.



Janitor Jack somehow managed, in his uniquely snotty way, to pretty much confirm every one of Roger's suspicions. Way to go, Jack! You still got it, man.



I wonder if it was foreshadowing the violent end of another father/son pair when Roger "kicked the bucket" across the classroom.



Some people thought it was a shoutout that Miles was reading about the Dodger's first new manager in 23 years



but I think it was more of a wink to Marty McFly's find of the Gray's Sports Almanac.



And naming the football player's bereaved daddy Mr. Gray was a pointer to that clue as well. But why? Are they telling us that soon our heroes will use their knowledge of the future to rig the past? Or are they just reminding us that Miles, like Biff in Back to the Future II, was a schemer and a money grubber who might be persuaded to use foreknowledge to his benefit?



We found out why Miles wanted exactly $3.2 million dollars from Ben back in the day. Miles had tried to bargain for that amount from Bram in the van. He must have assumed that, since Bram didn't work for Widmore, he worked for Ben. But was that correct?



When Ben sent Tom off Island to lure Michael into boarding the Kahana as Ben's spy, Tom tried to prove to Michael that Widmore was bad. He had documented evidence that Widmore had planted graves in the Sunda Trench, trying to fool people into believing Flight 815 had crashed there.



The dead man talking that Naomi brought to Miles had been carrying those incriminating photos. That leans towards Ben telling the truth about who planted the bodies.



So, do Bram - and his riddling buddy, Ilana - work for Ben? Was Bram trying to keep Miles off the boat because his boss, Ben, wanted to keep him away? Bram wasn't offering Miles any money. He was offering him Enlightenment. Answers. Miles would find out who he was, who his father was, why he could hear dead people, all of it, if he only stayed away from the Island.



Except Miles did go to the Island, he did the opposite of what Bram told him to do, and he has found his father by doing it. Is this another circle? It's more like a Zen koan. It's like a riddle that can only be answered when you stop trying to answer it. And when you arrive at your destination by never heading where you're going, that's Enlightenment.



Sort of.

Perhaps Bram represents another faction entirely, one that we might think of as a kind of Third Way. He repeated the riddle that his ally Ilana had asked Frank on the beach last week. What lies in the shadow of the statue? We are not getting out of this one easy. This one will take some thinking. It seems a little obvious to me that the thing that lies in the shadow of the statue is the wheel that's in the well. The wheel in the well is in the shadow of the statue. The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true. Or something like that.



But maybe we're supposed to be looking at a different word. What LIES in the shadow of the statue? The monster is a kind of shadow. Is he lying? Has someone lied to him? There's as many liars on this Island as there are dead people, so I think it's a distinct possibility that part of this clue involves the act of telling untruths. Words, and all their various meanings, always matter on Lost.



"Think About Temperature." Hmmm. Let's think. Temperature. Polar bears in the tropics....Hmmm....You know I've been thinking about the temperature for about four years now and it's still not getting me anywhere. This might be better advice.



"Use Your Imagination." That seems obvious when it comes to Lost. If we didn't use our imaginations, we wouldn't get very far. I think we've all tried to imagine what would happen if a body met his own body while coming through the timespace continuum. In this episode we found out. Miles saw his own self as an infant and not a molecule was disturbed in the universe. Another secret video, this one shown only at Comic Con 2007, hinted that it could cause a disaster to encounter one's own physical self. It's just a matter of how close you get. Miles kept a safe distance from his own true innermost self.



But he got a little closer to the absent dad he'd spent his lifetime hating. It didn't have quite the same impact as if Luke and Anakin had dropped the lightsabers and talked it out, but for this one episode at least, Father and Son were allowed a little cosmic harmony. Read more...

Saturday, April 11, 2009

HOLY SMOKE



People need to believe. Faced with unanswerable questions, people seek the security of answers that can never be questioned. Unless they find religion, most people seem to feel quite ... lost.



In honor of mankind's perpetual quest to describe God, Lost has explored almost every known religious tradition. From Namaste to Dharma, from heroin filled Virgin Mary's to cautionary tales of Doubting Thomas, from the Pillar of Smoke to Native American sweat lodges, from Aboriginal walkabouts to Casteneda's New Age head trips, from the ouroboros symbol of the alchemists to the hatch logos designed after Taoist bagua, from the Qu'ran to the Bahai Book of Law that Richard tests little John Locke with, the Lost writers are equal opportunity believers. At one time or another, all the spiritual and quasi-spiritual adventures of humanity have gotten a shout out.




All across the vast timespace continuum of human existence, mankind has invented religions. On our magical mystery Island, the indigenous people seem to all have a blindly obedient belief in a religious system that we can call, for now at least, Jacobism. In this religion, Jacob is the Word and the Law. The will of the island is that The Will of The Island be done. And The Will of The Island is only revealed through Jacob. Whoever he is.



Blind faith in an unseen super power. It's hard to see how this became the ultimate answer to the infinite puzzlement of human existence. So, why, then? Why has mankind incessantly created religion?




"Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die." - F. Forrester Church



It's not just pagan religions that were obsessed with death. In the Western world, this very weekend, the return of spring is heralded by ceremonial remembrance of the gruesome crucifixion murder of God's only son. Our curiosity to know what happens on the other side of the great looking glass of Death is killing us. It's clear that whoever designed the septic system for Craphole Island had death on the brain. The interior design of the central Island infrastructure was heavily influenced by the ancient Egyptians, death fetishists extraordinaire.



The Egyptians were history's greatest undertakers. They preserved the vessel of the dead body because they believed the soul would still need it, as a kind of home base, during its travels in the eternal afterlife. Mummification might have even been an old hobby of Ben's. The shelf behind his abandoned desk at the Hydra had a museum curator's feel to it. A stuffed bird, a pinned butterfly, fossilized animal teeth, flasks and beakers and paraphernalia of taxidermy.



He must have felt it very natural then to discover a picture of Anubis carved into the wall of the Monster's basement home. Anubis is the Egyptian God of the Underworld, protector of the dead and escort of lost souls into the eternal afterlife. In this picture, Anubis has stepped outside of his own mythology and appears to be having an existential battle of the gladiators with Old Smoky, who is himself a representative of the longlost mythic figure, Cerberus. The underworld religion of the Others is a kind of Greek-Egyptian Hybrid.



"A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes." - James Feibleman



It's not such a mismatch to find Anubis the jackal and Cerberus the dog sharing the Jacobist mythology. After all, we know from the art hanging on his wall, that Jacob is a dog lover.



And finding all this Egyptian style idolatry here in the tropical South Pacific isn't such a mystery either. The Exit Spot for the Island's Donkey Wheel transport system is located in Tunisia. Maybe a few hieroglyphic tablets fell into a vile vortex on one of those interdimensional time warps. The fantasy world of Lost is large enough for us to explain almost any bit of thematic flotsam or jetsam the writers choose to add to the swirling cultural mix, and hieroglyphics are something Lost fans got used to a long time ago.



Fear of death may explain the Why of religion, but religion does also come with a useful side effect. Religions make up rules for their followers to obey, rules which come in very handy when it comes to maintaining social order and control. The Rules of Jacobism, however, are more than a little difficult to figure out, especially since right and wrong don't seem to have any particular importance.



"When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion." - Abraham Lincoln

The Island, for instance, does not seem inclined to hold Ben accountable for this



or this



or even this.



The Island doesn't seem bothered by any of the assorted psycho-tortures and unprovoked killings Ben has been responsible for. Torture, bondage, patricide - even mass murder - do not appear to be sins of any great magnitude in the Jacobist doctrine.



Perhaps this is because Death isn't all that proud on this Island. The Living and the Dead seem to enjoy an easy coexistence here. It gives new meaning to the phrase that was repeated again in this episode, when a forty something Charles Widmore told young Ben Linus that he'd have to go back to his Dharma buddies. He told Ben that he could live among them but be not of them. Sound familiar?



The hits from that classic Tattoo Episode keep coming. Don't let anyone ever tell you it wasn't a pivotal episode. Ben returned to his people after being reborn in Jacob's Temple, but he was no longer one of them. He crossed over, not from Life to Death, but from Them to Us.



And from that point on, his loyalty to the Island was the only unbreakable law he ever had to try and abide by. Widmore also believes he is doing the Island's Will. It was a little sad, kind of anticlimactic, to see that Widmore left via boring old submarine, instead of some cool new turning of the Dharma Donkey Wheel, but wherever he is, whatever he is doing, I do believe that Widmore also thinks he is always doing what he thinks the Island wants him to do.



We know Jacobism does have Rules, because we saw Widmore banished and Ben judged for breaking them. But what are the rules of Jacobism? While some religions try and regulate human conduct down to the smallest minutiae, like the 613 Mitzvot of the Torah, banning everything from praying on smooth stones to eating worms found in fallen fruit, Jacobism is modeled after more rudimentary moral codes. Jacob's Island seems to have only Two Commandments. The first is Thou shalt do whatever Jacob tells you. And the second is Thou shalt not kill a kid.



The sanctity of children remains a constant on Lost. Ben was sent to murder the Frenchwoman, but the sound of her helpless infant stopped him in his tracks.



Motherhood as an amulet against death was echoed later in the episode, when the sight of little Charlie Hume froze Ben's finger on the trigger that was all set to kill Penny.



Charlie's appearance was itself a reminder of an earlier time in our story, when Sawyer was unable to complete his intended crime when he discovered a child would be harmed by it.



Perhaps the Island spares children because, in an Island overrun with Afterlife, children are from the Land of Beforelife. Children come just recently from that mysterious place where the life spirit dwells between death and rebirth. Why then would Widmore claim that the Island wanted baby Alex dead? It is interesting to note that just as someone tried to run over Locke's pregnant mom,



after Alex's father Robert had been infected by the Monster, he also tried to kill his unborn daughter.



Did the Island want this one child killed, or was Widmore misreading the Will of the Island? Men may invent the gods that issue them commandments, but that doesn't mean they always understand what the gods they've created are telling them to do. So deciphering Jacob's wishes joins the long list of mysteries that befuddle us on every Lost episode. This one brought the usual harvest of impossible riddles. Why did Ben tell Rousseau to run if she heard a Whisper?



If the Island is a giant toilet, whose God lives in a clogged drain, might that mean that Jack's job of Janitor has more power attached to it than we imagined?



Did the Prop Department recycle Jack's old wig



to try and make the fiftyish Ben look twenty something?



What is in the box that Ana Lucia's clone is so fiercely protecting on the beach?



Is it the weapons of the coming war? Another Jughead? Is it a trap for the Smoke Monster, like the Ghostbusters use before they transport the ghouls to the Containment Grid? In keeping with the religious theme of the episode, is it a kind of Ark of the Covenant, the vessel of some holy relic? The men were affixing bars to the sides and appeared ready to carry it away in similar fashion.



The Mystery of the Third Canoe is just about settled. Who left the Ajira water bottle in the outrigger that Sawyer and Juliet found on the Island during their brief visit to 2007? Sun and Frank took the first one, Ben and John the second. That must mean that Ilana or one of her goons were the ones winged by Juliet's gunshot.



What were we to make of the word clues in this episode? Just as the boats warned us in past weeks that Ben's plot to return to the Island was an ILLUSION,



this week they reminded us (if we needed any reminders) that Ben, however the Island may judge him, is a goddamn SAVAGE.



And what to make of Desmond's boat, OUR MUTUAL FRIEND?



This is the title of the last book that Desmond, great Charles Dickens fan that he is, planned to read before dying. It gave me an ominous feeling to see that he had named his boat after that book. I'm not following the annual finale death spec all that closely, but it made me wonder - could Desmond's time be up? He seemed strong enough beating the crap out of Ben, but why does Ben want Sun to apologize to him? I'm worried for Desmond.



The biggest riddle of the episode, of course, was the actual riddle that Ilana asked a thoroughly bewildered Frank Lapidus. "What lies in the shadow of the statue?"



This was a throwback to the password riddle "What did one snowman say to the other snowman?" asked by Desmond of Locke when the hatch was first discovered. Somehow I don't think the answer to this riddle is going to be as funny as "Smells like carrots". The statue of Anubis is gone for one thing. Is this like the Arthur Conan Doyle story, The Musgrave Ritual, where a shadow's location must be recalculated after the object that created the shadow is long gone?



If so, I'm thinking that it sure looked like The Well was in the shadow of the statue that Sawyer's band of time travelers briefly spotted. The well in which was buried the Dharmachakra Wheel of rumbling, tumbling time travel.



The last mystery in my head watching the episode was a rather mundane one. Where was the power being generated for all the lights that were being switched on in the Ghost Town of Otherville?



I know it's kind of a silly question, but no one's been living in Othertown for years, where are they getting the juice? Does the Island have an infinite power supply? It was eerie to see Ben's house again, with the picture of EmilyAnnieJuliet still hanging on the wall.



The Risk game sat on the table,



untouched since Sawyer and Hurley stopped playing it the day that Keamy's murderers descended on them.



We know that, whatever has transpired since the day the Island moved, not a soul has moved to reinhabit Dharma's old yellow digs. Time has frozen since the fateful day that the Island's Will (or Charles Widmore's will, depending on how you're reading all this) was carried out against poor, innocent Alex.



"All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays." ~Cathy Ladman

Now Ben has to crawl through the Island's wormholes down into the dungeon of judgment to finally pay for what happened that day.



The only murder that Ben needs to repent is one he didn't actually commit. In the death of Alex, Ben's sin was one of omission, not commission. But Ben's failure to obey the Island was the only high crime he needed to repent for. Once our grown up Harry Potter had found his way to the Chamber of Secrets, the ritualistic judgment began.



There was a Wizard of Oz feel about the whole thing, from the big blowhard bitching Ben out



to the visitation of old regrets.



It's enough to make you wonder if one of these days, our own Toto-Vincent is going to run around and pull back the curtain on this Jacob charlatan once and for all.



Ben wasn't the first man on the Island to have his life pass before him in a puff of smoke. Watch this gif slowly, and you'll see exactly what I mean.




When the Monster looked into Eko's soul, it came to a quite different conclusion than it did when it searched Ben's. Why? Maybe there is a clue in the ancient Egyptian ceremony known as the Weighing of the Heart. As seen here, Anubis weighed the heart of the deceased against the feather of Ma'at, which represented the concept of truth, order and balance.



If the heart was found blameless, quite literally lighter than a feather, then it was returned to the mummy, so that the soul could make use of it in its further Adventures in the Underworld. A failed test meant the heart was eaten instead by the gluttonous Ammit, the goddess of divine retribution. A heavy heart meant the soul ceased to exist, the worst fate an Egyptian could possibly imagine. In this mythology, if I've got it straight, the goal of every lost soul was to reunite the Ka, or universal life source,



with the Ba, or individual personality,




in order to exist eternally as the transfigured immortal spirit of the Akh.



I'm just guessing here that Richard is one such triumphantly undead. There has to be some explanation for his perpetual youth. Clearly he is special. The only other person on the Island who may be able to compete with him in beatific luminosity may just be this guy.



Afterlife is looking good on Locke. Getting killed seems to have done wonders for his self esteem.



He may be putting on a dead man's shoes, but by tapping them three times, he was reminding us that, as Dorothy of Kansas was told, there's noplace like home.



John Locke has definitely come home. When Ben returned to his office at the Hydra, like a fired employee sheepishly cleaning out his old desk, John confidently sat himself down in the old boss's chair and put his feet up.



It was most entertaining to watch Ben sputtering with frustrated indignation. Gradually it dawned on him that although he may have killed John Locke, he had permanently lost the upper hand in their ongoing battle of wills.



While Ben was still able to skillfully run his cat and mouse game on clueless redshirts like Cesar, John's feigned naivete had Ben completely off balance.



It seemed obvious that John knew Ben Lyin'-to-us was lyin' when he said he'd known about the Island's power to resurrect the dead.



Locke seemed to have supreme confidence in his newfound "knowing" of the Island's Will. He knew where the Monster lived when Ben did not. In fact, when Ben summoned the Monster, and warned Sun that the thing to come was beyond his control, it was no accident that the thing that came through the bushes, from the exact place we'd once seen the Monster emerge, was the very handsome and jaunty John Locke himself.



So, is John the Monster now? Is he God? Not sure about that, but post-dead Locke is a decidedly higher order of being than pre-dead Locke. John the Resurrected reminds me most of Gandalf the White. He's exactly the same, only now he's about ten times more magnificent.



He seemed to know that Ben would be forgiven if he would only confess his sins to the beast. Even after being strangled to death by the little weasel in his no tell hotel room, all that beatific John Locke wanted from Ben Linus was an Apology. I must say, Jacobism seems like the most lenient religion ever. Murder, torture, cruelty and deviance of every kind all pass without penalty. The only sin is failure to submit to the Will of the Island. And even then, if you're really really sorry, the Island forgives you. Like Anubis, once the heart has been weighed and found feathery, the Island lets the doomed soul live...so long as they repent.




Ben emerged from the wormholes of judgment , sworn to follow his new leader. John has found his first sworn apostle.



"Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabling it to make its peace with its destiny." ~George Santayana



What happens in the Temple? We still don't know. This week we went under the Temple. We still have not gotten into it.



We're still a preposition short of full disclosure. The suspense continues to build. I really don't want to lay any extra added pressure on our intrepid Lost creators, but I have to say: the longer we wait, the more we travel, the more we all really need for this secret, once we learn it, to knock our socks off.



"Then said he to me, 'Fear not, fear not, little one, and make not your face sad. If you have come to me, it is God who has let you live. For it is He who has brought you to this isle of the blest, where nothing is lacking, and which is filled with all good things. " - The Egyptian Tale of the Shipwrecked Sailor Read more...