Saturday, January 26, 2008

5 Days To Go!

Top Ten Ways to Know You Are a Hopeless Skate Shipper
Just in case you were wondering if you qualify.

10. Words have new meanings.
For instance:
Skate [skeyt]: noun, verb meaning hottest couple ever shown on tv.
Banshee [ban-shee, ban-shee]: noun, a wailing woman who appears to or is heard by members of the Couch as a sign that one of them is about to lose faith in JIF.
Couch [kouch]: noun, a place where delusional idiots congregate
Shoe [shoo]: noun, Latin spouting Couch dominatrix

9. You check the Lost forums before doing anything else in the morning, including brushing your teeth.

8. You carry the urls of online forums along with your driver’s license so you can always be on top of spoilers from any computer.

7. You can instantly point out the differences between a real picture of shirtless Sawyer /Josh and a photoshopped one.

6. The thought of Extra Large Crunch Bars makes you nauseated.

5. You laugh hysterically at the title “The Seven Percent Solution”

4. You've memorized the exact moment in I Do when Sawyer says, “There” because you’ve watched that scene in High Def with surroundsound so often the neighbors have started to complain.

3. You know precisely where to look to find the exact origins of a quote to prove Jaters are lying.

2. “The Kiss” means only one thing.

1. Every single person on the Fishelage recognizes your user name, your avatar and knows that your picture is posted both in the dark recesses of the Batcave and on The Fuse mods most unwanted list. (with thanks to LostTvFan for previously pointing out this particular reason)


Anonymous said...

I can't believe how many of those I do....

Anonymous said...

Proud to say I qualify on all counts. Crazy but proud.

lisagwilkins said...

Oh I'm such a good Skater!!! I can attest to each and every one of those reasons!!

talliann said...

Oh yeah, love this entry. Hehehe. My fave reason "The Kiss" and laughed at #10 and 1 so much *lol*

Anonymous said...

Apart from #1 (I'm one of those shy types who only posts once in awhile), I am a Skater to the bone. This is a great entry, Fish.