Sunday, January 27, 2008

4 DAYS TO GO!


Looking back at all the fun we've had in the fandom, one aspect simply cannot be overlooked. Jack mockage! This intense, emotionally unstable and humorless "hero" has provided us with many of the best laughs we've ever had. So today we'll look back with fondness on some of the things we love to mock about Jack. The hardest thing about writing this post will be limiting its size so that it doesn't outright break the whole damned internet!

Fun with Manips

I was looking at some of my old manips and was struck by the gay undertones in quite a few of them.


Doesn't he look good in a blue negligee?



If you look closely here, there's another guy in Jack's tub. See the other knee that could be mistaken for Jack's?



Another Jack, who played at being gay:



I think this fish is male.



The hamster came out the other end from his anus.



More evidence of cross-dressing - not one of my works of art, but too ingenious to leave out. Kudos to the original artist - ?Zoe, whom I'll be happy to credit if she/he will identify her/himself.


- Who said Kate was Leia anyway? Or, maybe Jack wants to be Kate?

We all know Jack has boobs. Is this how he gets his pleasure?


Ew. Well, we know he doesn't get it any other way.

And just to add more fuel to the Jack-Is-Gay (JIG) theory, check out the wiggle here:


(Gif courtesy of Srebna.)

Jackfaces (Courtesy of the beautiful lunatics at MSA)

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JEARS!!!!!!

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SuperJuperJack!!

OK, let's be fair. We know Jack is capable of portraying himself in many other ways too. Here's a sample of Jack's many other faces and capabilities:







And just because we're not the only ones who enjoy mocking Jack, here's a Jackfaces video, made by Soppysofa:





By all means add captions to the Jack pics (that's what the numbers are for) or leave links your favorite Jackface pics. And remember...JIG!

9 comments:

balibaby4 said...

Fish, LOVE the Jackface compilations. No, I'm not just saying that on behalf of the MSA!

Juper jexy cap 4 rocks my socks.

Also, don't forget we have a season 4 jackface already:

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u304/balibaby4/jackfaces4.jpg

Rraaaaaooowwwr.

bluefish said...

Holy crap. No.9 in Jackfaces is scary!!

Anonymous said...

Beautiful lunatics?Awww we love you too Big Fish! *Jack wink*

Tractorbeams

Anonymous said...

LOL Fish. Has anyone in the history of television taken more mockable screen caps? Some of those are downright nasty and some are just plain funny. Nice touch with the baby blue negligee, definitely Jack's color. I wonder if Tom got to see him in it? SIGH.

Lela said...

Fish I just love Jack crying bet. LMAO I just love how you put the crying caps together for all to see that Jack lovers hero is just a week baby who cries if things don't go his why.

Lela

Anonymous said...

What a riot seeing all those pics together in one place! Emo-Jack is such a sad, humorless little character. Sometimes I wonder why he doesn't just explode from all the intensity of his joyless inner life.

First visit to the new digs, Fish. It looks gorgeous!

Dez

Anonymous said...

Oh Jack, how i love mocking thee. Looking forward to more wonderful Jack-faces and Jears in season 4.

DD

LostTvFan said...

OMG Fish, you do bring the funny and Jack delivers. Only three days to go and we will have all new Jack faces, Jack tears and, best of all, Jack's sexy wink. Which will it be Doc, Ben or your old shower buddy Locke?

Anonymous said...

Fish thank you for making me lmao and spill water all over my desk :D You know how to bring the funny!

JIG! JIG!

- Caprica