Wednesday, July 18, 2007

More Hi-larity. Good times, people. Good times.

It's come to my attention that the Bubbleheads have invented a new shiny slogan to take over from their now defunct 'Jate is Fate' mantra (better known as JIF for all you fans of cloying shit that sticks to the roof of your mouth).

This scintillatingly witty and winning slogan is gonna be: Jate in '08.

Yep, that's the new catchphrase that's going to beat the pants off of that tired old 'Save the Cheerleader, Save the World' stuff. This is somehow going to make things happen, turn Lost around from its present course, and dredge up a sunken ship from the bottom of the deep blue sea. Apparently.

Note it has that rhyming thing going, which is way cool and apparently an important component for Bubbleheadisms in order to be easily remembered and chanted in an inanely sing songy voice. Maybe they should have looked to Dr. Seuss for more inspiration, though.

Which brings me to this week's challenge. For all you intelligent and snarkily minded posters out there. How about you come up with a better slogan for the Jate ship. Something pithy and punchy. Something that will live on in the hearts and minds of the common people, and the masses of Jate-supporting GSA (general screen audience) that the Bubbleheads supposedly know exist.

Or better yet, how about a counter slogan for the Skaters? Something that will stand against the unstoppable force of the above juggernaut.

Let the creative juices roll!

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