FINAL DESTINATION!

Our new home is finally ready. All you have to do is register again here:

http://www.fishbiscuitland.com/Fishelage/phpBB3/index.php

NB: Please note: You have to register before you can log on to post, since this is a new site. If you have ANY problems you can email me at: fishbiscuitland at aol.com. You'll find a link to the old forum in a global post called Links at the top of every thread at the new forum.

REMINDER: Please bookmark the back-up forum in case of any potential issues in the future. Let's hope we won't be going down that road anytime soon though! To give you an initial idea of what we have in store, our upgrade is sorta like the equivalent of going...

See? As long as Cactus appears to be happy and excited, I'm sure everyone else will be too. It will take a little bit of navigating to get used to, but you'll be swimming along in storm-free waters in no time, I assure you!

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Please Do Not Adjust Your Sets

The Fishelage is having it's much-anticipated upgrade this morning. It may take an hour - or even two or three - but we'll be back better than ever as soon as it's complete! Read more...

Skate is Love. Spread the Love.

It's October already and we've still got 4-5 months to suffer through before Lost airs again. Just wanted to give a big shout-out to my lovely Fish Bitches (and Cactus) at the Fishelage. Without you guys this hiatus would have been un-frakking-bearable.

And will you lookee here: We've got over 350 members and 22,000 posts on that forum and we're showing no signs of slowing up. We've had some fantastic media coverage lately, and vindication from TPTB through the Season 3 DVD set. It's definitely a good time to be a Skate supporter. No matter what comes in the future, we should celebrate what we do have, and what the writers have given us with this remarkable on-screen couple. So keep on talking, keep on snarking, and keep on waving that Sawyer/Kate banner proudly...

I can't wait to see how the place explodes when we finally get some in-depth Sawyer/Kate spoilers or when the season starts in 2008.

Kudos to all of you who've supported the site and helped to make it the fun, irreverent, and FREE place for fellow skaters to hang out together that it is. Read more...

Featured Post of the Week - Tales From the Fishelage

Pulled this creative genius from the Parody thread. A fantastic collaborative effort brought to you by Tractorbeams, Leah Kate and Ralphie:

Tractorbeams: "Let me take you back to November 2006...A wonderful month for Skaters, the 'I Do' promo was all over the place, avis with the word LOVE took over L-F, we kept replaying the promo, drooling over the way Sawyer pinned Kate against the bars…While Skaters were trying to determine ‘point of entry’, ‘spit bridges’ and other useful and interesting details to noone but us, the little Bubbles came up with an alternative script of their own! According to them Sawyer wasn’t actually taking Kate’s top off but was helping her remove the bag from her head!

That prompted Leah to write the That Damn Bag story! Since then we have been trying to find a way to make a parody of it but it was difficult to fit dialogue in that sex scene, seeing as Sawyer and Kate were devouring each other’s faces for the most part of it! Anyway this is long overdue but I am sure you will enjoy it!"


That Damn Bag!
by Leah Kate


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Ughh! Damn it! I can't get this bag off my head! Sawyer, could you give me a hand here?


Sure, Freckles. I'll do what I can.


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Whoops! Did I just take your shirt off?


I'm afraid you did, little lady. But that's okay. You can't see, so it makes sense that you don't really know what you're doing.


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That's true. I would have never taken your shirt off if I had the use of my vision. Help me out, okay?


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Aw, son of a bitch!


You just got my shirt too, didn't you?


I thought it was the bag. We are really bad at this!


It's an honest mistake. Damn it, I wish I didn't have this bag on my head! Here, I know. Lift me up against the bars, so you can see what you're doing.


Good idea


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Oh, God! That feels sooo good, to have that bag off my head. It's orgasmic!



……..in a completely non-sexual way, of course.



Of course.



Okay, you'd better put me down now, before someone sees us and thinks we're having Skex.



Oh, God, can you imagine? How embarrassing.



I know, right? Can't two people just get topless and grind up against each other without everyone jumping to conclusions?



Besides, Lost is never that obvious.



Thanks so much, little buddy. I couldn't have done it without you.



Well, that's what platonic friends are for.



Now if Jack happens to come by again, I'll have my face free to make out with him.



How is Jack, anyway?



Same as always. He yelled at me earlier, so I'm a bit horny.



Well, Jate is fate.



It sure is, Sawyer. It sure is. Read more...

Kudos and Adios?

The Fishelage now has 234 registered members and over 5,600 posts already!!! And that's in less than two weeks of being live. Mucho love and gratitude goes out to all the fish currently swimming in my humble little pond.

According to one of my trusty Fuse insiders, the Couch residents have only had one measly post in the past 36 hours. What gives? Have the Bubbleheads suddenly decided to go underground in their speeshul treehouse? If so, what sparked such a move? Or could this be related to the 20 votes removed from that Fuse poll recently? Could it be that some vocal regulars were actually put on a temporary posting ban? Hilarious if that's the case. Coincidence or karma? Either way it's pretty darn funny. Read more...

UPDATE to the Upgrade

Yikes! The Fish has temporarily jumped out of our Fish pond it seems!



I've been told that our Fishelage upgrade has hit a snag and the experts need to have a confab about how best to unsnag it. Apologies to the Fishbitches, Fishbastards and the Prickly One. If you wish to continue swimming while we pump water into the pond again, please visit the lagoon:

http://fishbiscuitland.com/fishelageII/index.php

Alas, this will require you to register again. If you want to stay sane however, it does only take a minute to register and it is only a temporary measure to tide us over until we gain even nicer waters to play in. We'll be roughing it without smilies (I can hear the cries of anguish already) but at least we'll have a warm place to hang out together 'til the Fishelage is back up and running. You might also want to bookmark this site as it will remain our backup site should we ever need it in the future. Please hang in there, this may take a few days!

Thank you in advance for your enforced patience! Read more...