To Bubbles, with Jove

Seeing as how there are Bubbleheads going gaga over hand-jex and eye-jex scenes to make up for those dirty icky Skate kisses, Skate cage-sex and Skate post sex cuddles (and in the interests of preventing freak Jabies by osmosis or something equally ridiculous) the Save the Crickets Foundation is generously sending out these Jare packages to all Bubbleheads in need of an intervention.


Handjex Jondoms of the finest quality. They come in an assortment of cheery colors and flavors such as: Guava, Mango, Banana, Coconut and Roast Boar.


Eyejex Jondoms. Believe it or not they are actually called Bubble Goggles. It must be fate! Also in a variety of spiffy colors including: Purple Sky, and Tarpaulin Blue.

If a friend or family member is displaying symptoms of Bubbleheadedness, act now. You could save a cricket's life.