Showing posts with label Skate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Skate. Show all posts

Saturday, December 29, 2007

TALES FROM THE FISHELAGE: Human Reproduction 101


The spoiler world is abuzz with the news that Kate’s episode – the one in which we’ll finally find out if she’s pregnant – will be titled “Eggland”. And once again, Jaters are off and running with theories that IF Kate is pregnant, she got that way because they somehow injected her with Jack’s sperm while she was sleeping, or they mixed her blood with Jack’s. “They were BOTH wearing bandaids O.M.G!!!!!” Seriously. We're not making this stuff up.

Before that train runs right off the rails, we’d like to pass along a very helpful primer on “Human Reproduction”, brought to the Fishelage by this week's MVP, Cactus. Can’t ever have too much Sex Ed, now can we?






































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Monday, October 22, 2007

Featured post of the Week - Tales from the Fishelage

It's time to revive this tradition of featuring some of the creative genius of our readers. This week I want to call everyone's attention to this incredibly persuasive essay argued almost entirely in pictures, by Susan14509. A picture speaks a thousand words, and these pictures make a case for Skate that ten million words couldn't rebut. Thanks for this, Susan!

"I understand that most of the Jaters are Foxy fans, and they think he’s the hero, and it’s been planned from the beginning, blah blah blah, and they want the hero to get the girl.

But what about ‘the girl’? Why doesn’t anyone care what she wants? What should Kate get? Why should Kate have to be with Jack?

Why would Kate want to look like this...



When she could look like this?




Why would Kate choose a man who makes her feel like this…



Over a man who makes her feel like this?




If she loves him so much, why wouldn’t she grab onto the man who just told her he loves her when his life is threatened…



Like she does for someone who told her he loves her, but she only feels pity for?



Why would she want to sit around a fire with someone who bores her…



When she could be laughing and playing a game and having fun?



Why would she look like this after kissing the man she loves…



When she could look like this?



Why would she want a man who looks at her like this…



When she could have a man who looks at her like this?



Why would she want to be touched like this…



When she could be touched like this?




And not that Kate’s superficial or anything, but why would she want to see this every night…



When she could see this?



And the biggest question of all, way back in season one, ‘the season of Jate’, why did she give Sawyer more than “just one little kiss”?



I wish a Jater could answer these questions with a logical explanation."
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Sunday, August 5, 2007

Evi an avid Jater? What the Frak are you smoking?

Well, kiddies. Today was another great day for Skate, wasn't it? Nothing like some more digs at the Jate dynamic by Evangeline Lilly to really reinforce the impression that she's tired of the godawful triangle, sick of being submissive to Matt Fox's Jack, and much more inclined to support Sawyer in his quest for Kate's love than that other guy, the so-called hero. And this is on top of her 'balls hanging out' statement about Fox last week.

I don't know about you, but I'm loving the new candid Evi who seems to be happy to vent her frustration and speak out against the contrary shit that got handed to her in the latter part of the season after the pro-Skate mini arc (work on which, incidentally, she has been constantly quoted as saying she was proud of, excited by and pleased with.).

So...yet more ammo with which to prick that Jate bubble of unreality with.

Check this article out for yourself, plus the FF script which certainly doesn't put any epic love story spin on J/K's final scene of the season:

Official Lost Magazine Interview HERE

Some highlights:

"But one of the things that surprised me, was that when Kate rescued Jack, when she got back to camp, I felt like there was an unfortunate return to the vulnerable, love struck Kate." Unfortunate is putting it mildly.

She talks about how she expected Kate to continue to be strong and kick ass like from the mini arc, but the writers surprised her by making Kate the girl caught in the middle again. Obviously, like most of us, she prefers Kate not to be a wet noodle who can't make decisions for herself.

She talks about what Jack has done to Kate, by not giving her his attention and shutting her out, not caring about her opinion made her able to stand up to him for once. That was what that scene at the end of the Brig was all about.

"Jack's saying, "I'm not that interested in your opinion, Kate." In that moment, if Kate cared more and felt she was going to fight for them, she would have fought it." Apparently telling Jack to stick it was "really fun. I have never played that against Matthew Fox before. I've always played submissive to him. Kate was always trying to prove herself to Jack and she never lived up to that expectation, but now she's free from that! She doesn't have to care, and the freedom that comes from that is represented by outward strength." You go, girl! Throw off the shackles of submission and subjugation of self. Because he's not worth it (excuse the L'Oreal pun, I just couldn't resist).

On Sawyer's growing love for Kate and slow transformation of character: "I think it's beautiful and so endearing. I feel like, unfortunately, it's my job to play Kate a certain way, but I feel like, "Awww, Kate. Can't you see how much he's trying and what he needs from you?" You ain't the only one, Evi. 99% of the other women out there in the world apparently agree, according to you.

"Sawyer sees the good person in himself reflected through how Kate looks at him and feels about him." Does this gal know Sawyer or what?


And for those of you who remember those Where's Waldo books, Leah Kate rustled up this gem. It says it all doesn't it? Who can't even be chummy enough to smile for the camera? Who is yet again looking like the odd man out in these group cast photos?

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

And the Winners Are...

Our good friend DarkUFO has announced his End of Season Awards, voted on by that great unwashed mass known as the Non-Shipping General Audience.

http://darkufo.blogspot.com/2007/06/darkufo-lost-season-3-awards-winners.html

And hey, whaddayaknow?

Favourite Couple

One of the closest matchups here with Kate and Sawyer taking first place (23%), Charlie and Claire in 2nd with 21% and Kate and Jack in 3rd with 17%.I voted Alex and Karl.

Not only do MOST fans see Kate and Sawyer as Lost's OTP, among those who think otherwise, Kate and Jack are running a pathetic Third Place... Not even as sizzling as those asexual cuties Claire and Charlie. (And nevermind the fact that 1/2 of that ship is no longer breathing...RIP Charlie.)

I must say this restores my faith in humanity (or at least the fabled Non-Shipping General Audience part of humanity), seeing that actual objective polls time and again prove that most people refuse to embrace the sado/maso misery of Jate as any kind of romance. Read more...

Monday, May 7, 2007

Kate - one half of SKate, not "Jate"



Do any of us really understand Kate? Have we even got a chance in hell of understanding Kate since she has been inextricably linked with two men and doesn’t know if she is head over heels for one or chasing her tail for the other? Does Kate even know where her own heart lies anymore? Unfortunately it is quite impossible to discuss Kate now without mentioning her relations with Sawyer or her… somewhat non-relations with Jack.

It's hard to know if TPTB have forgotten to add to Kate's character depth since to all intents and purposes, she seems to have been reduced to a trophy lately. Putting that aside, let's look at the reasons and the underlying motives for her actions that we know of. It seems Kate’s psychological pain and confusion motivated her to rationalize some very bizarre, dangerous behavior in her pre-island life. I think Kate DID demonstrate there’s a worthwhile character to get to know underneath despite those facts. Time and again, she has been prepared to help others when it was required as we have seen over the course of the show. She has become part of that community of survivors. So, we have seen that there IS a lot of good in Kate... 2 examples: last season she went with Claire in ML to help find medicine for Aaron when he was sick. This season she was determined to rescue Jack with the belief he was stuck in captivity in Otherville. This demonstrates one of Kate’s pretty much consistent characteristics – impulsiveness - she rushes headlong into her attempts to help her fellow survivors, sometimes with dire though unforeseen and not entirely direct consequences just as have seen in her latest attempts to go to the extent of a rescue for a man who couldn’t give two hoots about her.





Did anyone else care about these events though? Mikhail’s cat (briefly) perhaps?



Kate herself landed right back into the psycho Others’ hands…



Did she look happy about it here?



…or here?



Nuh-uh. Didn't see any happy faces at this time and who can blame her since she's handcuffed and on her own this time.

Although it appears as if Locke is the one responsible here…



as usual, Kate gets the cold shoulder for this one from her increasingly pissed-off daddy



… or should I say mommy?



How could I have almost forgotten already!


Who is Kate now?

Kate was established as such a strong, feisty, independent and unique character in Season 1. What has changed since then? And I don’t mean that she’s some impostor a'la Jateresque deductions since she isn’t in an acceptable form for Jack. *eyeroll*

One major question that springs to mind - does she even love herself? Her mother appeared to love her own abusive partner, Kate’s father, more than her own daughter. This had to have repercussions in how much Kate thinks of herself. She does have an instinct for survival though – does this mean she’s still searching for that love that was never given to her as a child? Has she been looking for this in Jack who has played that authority type figure in the Losties’ lives?



Has her character changed so much that she’s now so indecisive, she isn’t able to choose between two men? Can she have changed so much in a matter of weeks since convincing us of her love for James? Or is there a difference in what she’s looking for from both men? Or does TPTB’s entertainment lie in confusing the frakkin’ hell out of all of us - Lost fans and Kate included?



At the beginning of this season, we saw Kate in a situation that was one of her worst nightmares – held captive behind bars, imprisoned in a cage. She couldn’t run the way she had become accustomed to when the going got tough. Yet when she did have the opportunity, she chose not to. Why? It seemed she wasn’t going anywhere without the man she appeared to love with her heart & soul. In this way, Kate’s motive for staying now included one of the men. It wasn’t JUST a choice she made for herself anymore. Did the circumstances make her realize she couldn’t face life without Sawyer anymore, when it came to the crunch?

Kate has been shown groveling to Jack more recently however. IMO, if Kate continues to grovel for Jack's approval at this point, it hurts her character in two profound ways. First, she hurts the guy who loves her in the humblest way possible, the guy who is incidentally the shows most popular character. Secondly, she would be portraying the ultimate nightmare for women, someone who grovels for the approval of a judgmental, superior mate. Which brings me to the question - why would Kate be IN love with Jack? Is she even in love with this man since we’re even less convinced of that compared to Sawyer? Does she believe Jack is the type of man she should love? Because he reminds her of her father Sam and that’s what she’s familiar with? Does she not love herself enough to recognize or accept the real would-die-for-you love Sawyer gives her? Because her eyes have not yet been opened to what real love is? Or is she already realizing this, slowly but surely as time goes on? Should we be even considering this if Kate in love with Sawyer IS the case already? Kate’s character will forever be damaged since she has had and I might add… continues to have sex with Sawyer if the plan in the end is to have her NOT be in love with him. This is after all the man that loves her like he has never loved any other/Other.

Is Sawyer the RIGHT man for Kate? Does she have the power to stay away from the physical, chemical and emotional undercurrent, overcurrent and no-way-in-hell-getting-away-from the current between them? Would Ohm’s Law apply here? Remember I = V/R
The greater the resistance, the lower the current except when you have two semiconductors i.e. greater conductors of energy as the temperature rises? Well the temperature certainly rises with these two, starting with that unforgettable kiss a long time ago…







…and progressing to undeniable passion in recent times









with goodnight kisses par for the course 'til living arrangements change...



When is Kate at her happiest?







Yup…one person seems to light up Kate’s face like no other.

Redemption?

Kate has still got a journey ahead of her IF redemption is required for her character. What does redemption mean for this show though? Does accepting one's own badness mean redemption? Does forgiveness from just anybody provide redemption for her sins/crimes in the past? And is forgiveness the same as redeeming? Does the one redeeming, need to be the victim of the person's crime? How can Jack redeem Kate as envisioned in Bubbleland if he isn’t the one she committed the crime against? I love the fact that Kate is psychologically and emotionally screwed up, because it makes her a fascinating, layered character, but that does NOT mean I want Sawyer to sweep her off her feet and make everything better. Healing is a process that primarily has to come from within, not from someone else - and while I love the idea of Kate and Sawyer being there for each other and helping each other grow and heal, I don't think many Skaters have ever longed for a one-sided "fixing" scenario. For some twisted reason, the Jaters love that dynamic.

So, what’s it to be?

* Will Kate renew our faith in the kickass character that she has shown us she can be?

* Will Kate show us she can still be "a formidable, take-charge kind of woman" as Gregg Nations seems to think she still is? Can't say I've seen much evidence of that lately myself.

Can’t forget the all-important question of the moment since Kate can’t stay away from one man:

* Will Kate expand her tent for all the right reasons?

* Will Kate survive into next season?

* Will Kate make OUR minds up about her in the meantime? Is she for real? (Well, no, of course she isn’t, but forget this is just a TV show for a minute. If all we can figure out is that Kate is confused, what’s the point in trying to figure out the rest of it?)

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