Tales from the Fishelage #4
Posted by CapricaSix:
Posted by CapricaSix:
Operation Jate
In light of recent events, a world wide search for signs, or proof of jate has begun. CIA, the Interpol and NATO have joined forces, hoping to succeed were all others have failed.
Stay tuned for news on this subject, or visit our website at http://www.jateisstillfatenomatterwhatweseeonscreen.com
Meanwhile in an unknown facitlity….
Do you understand the nature and purpose of this mission?
Yes, I’m going to bring Kate and Jack together
Exactly, you drop in, make jate happen and leave. It’s a tough mission, but we know you can do this.
With all due respect, divine intervention couldn’t make jate happen right now
2 days later…
Holy cow, that was close! Who’s that behind those bushes?
Hy, I’m Jack, island sex-god, boy wonder and spinal surgeon. Are you here to rescue us?
I can’t really say that saving you is our primary objective…
Then what is? Judging by your gear it must be something really dangerous
You got that right, see, we’re here to…bring you and Kate together…like a normal man and woman do, like her and Sawyer in the cages and then in his tent…twice
That’s disgusting. Why do that, when we have bottle jex?
Help me?!
On the other side of the island
Dude, what are you doing, sitting here in the rain, like that, poised and all?
I’m feeling a disturbance in the Force, something bad is going to happen.
This doesn’t look good
Sayid what are you doing?
Juliet, I’m going to tell you something, you won't like, the people coming here are not what they seem. They secretly want to make jate happen. I know this, because I’m right about everything.
But that’s insane, Kate doesn’t love Jack and he is starting to have feelings for me, didn’t you see the way he looked at me after we kissed?
No, I was in ur beach, pwning the others at the time, but I know you’re right. We better get there, before someone gets hurt.
………
Don’t worry unknown guy, I’ll fix you! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, new people to fix!
Shut up Jack and go kiss that woman! That’s right and this time, make her want it to happen!
Kate, it’s OK, I’m just going to touch you briefly, or maybe just awkwardly stare at you, that’s going to keep these people away for some time…
Yeah, Jack, that ain’t gonna happen. I’d rather kiss Dan, or Smokey. C’mere Dan!
Miles….it’s a girl…and she’s trying to kiss me, what if she has coodies? MILES?
Oh look, it’s Juju, what’s next Soya showing up, guns blazing?
Stay away from her! You people get this once and for all, because I’m not going to repeat myself, or cry, although I really wanna. I like Juliet, Kates loves Sawyer, Sawyer loves Kate. Next time try looking at the screen.
It’s not that hard, even I got it.
Meanwhile in an unknown facitlity….
Do you understand the nature and purpose of this mission?
Yes, I’m going to bring Kate and Jack together
Exactly, you drop in, make jate happen and leave. It’s a tough mission, but we know you can do this.
With all due respect, divine intervention couldn’t make jate happen right now
2 days later…
Holy cow, that was close! Who’s that behind those bushes?
Hy, I’m Jack, island sex-god, boy wonder and spinal surgeon. Are you here to rescue us?
I can’t really say that saving you is our primary objective…
Then what is? Judging by your gear it must be something really dangerous
You got that right, see, we’re here to…bring you and Kate together…like a normal man and woman do, like her and Sawyer in the cages and then in his tent…twice
That’s disgusting. Why do that, when we have bottle jex?
Help me?!
On the other side of the island
Dude, what are you doing, sitting here in the rain, like that, poised and all?
I’m feeling a disturbance in the Force, something bad is going to happen.
This doesn’t look good
Sayid what are you doing?
Juliet, I’m going to tell you something, you won't like, the people coming here are not what they seem. They secretly want to make jate happen. I know this, because I’m right about everything.
But that’s insane, Kate doesn’t love Jack and he is starting to have feelings for me, didn’t you see the way he looked at me after we kissed?
No, I was in ur beach, pwning the others at the time, but I know you’re right. We better get there, before someone gets hurt.
………
Don’t worry unknown guy, I’ll fix you! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, new people to fix!
Shut up Jack and go kiss that woman! That’s right and this time, make her want it to happen!
Kate, it’s OK, I’m just going to touch you briefly, or maybe just awkwardly stare at you, that’s going to keep these people away for some time…
Yeah, Jack, that ain’t gonna happen. I’d rather kiss Dan, or Smokey. C’mere Dan!
Miles….it’s a girl…and she’s trying to kiss me, what if she has coodies? MILES?
Oh look, it’s Juju, what’s next Soya showing up, guns blazing?
Stay away from her! You people get this once and for all, because I’m not going to repeat myself, or cry, although I really wanna. I like Juliet, Kates loves Sawyer, Sawyer loves Kate. Next time try looking at the screen.
It’s not that hard, even I got it.
16 comments:
LOL
Right on the spot, Fish!=D
- nirkynuts
nirkynuts, Fish didn't do this. It says at the top CapricaSix did, at the Fishelage board. And she's freaking hilarious! Hope she does more parodies in the future.
Caprica, that was just brilliant. Even the cow gets it!
HAHAHAHAHA
the cow
HAHAHAHA
-kim
Woo-Hoo! I can't believe you posted my parody! Best.Way.To.Start.The.Day.Ever! Thank you Fish!
- Caprica
Best. Parody. Ever!
haaahahahaha, the cow rocks :D
awesome job caprica! I almost spilled my coffee on the keyboard!
:-)
Brilliant and hilarious. I can already see the virtual steam shooting from jaters' ears.
CapricaSix you have been fishbiscuited! God I have missed the snarky Skater parodies. Too funny, even the damn cow gets it.
LOL, this was hilarious! Good job, Caprica. My favorite line was "Miles…it’s a girl…and she’s trying to kiss me, what if she has coodies? MILES?" because it fit perfectly with the picture.
i like this Jack. he's seen the light :P
I DIG the cow.. LOL
great one Caprica :)
hey can you put up about the skate/jate poll on Kristen on EOnline thanks
great piece by the way
OH!! this so hilarious fish you always have the best.
One of the best parodies ever! Awesome work, Caprica.
Love all the caps and the lines, some of my fave ones:
"http://www.jateisstillfatenomatterwhatweseeonscreen.com"
Hilarious *LOL*
"I know this, because I’m right about everything."
So true :D
"Don’t worry unknown guy, I’ll fix you! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, new people to fix!"
*LMAO*
Thanks Caprica for such a great parody and Fish for posting it here.
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