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WHEN A GUY:

When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you.
HE WANTS SOMETHING. MAYBE TO PICK UP HIS LAUNDRY.

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you.
HE'S THINKING IF STANFORD IS EVER GOING TO WIN A GAME THIS YEAR.

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong.
HE'S TUNED YOU OUT.

When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes,
he means it.
HE MEANS I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT AND I'M NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT EVER.

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
HE'S UNDRESSING YOU.

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest,
he has the world.
HE'S WONDERING HOW SOON YOU'LL MOVE SO HE CAN PEE.

When a guy calls you everyday,
he is in love.
HE WANTS SOMETHING.

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it.
FOR THE MOMENT.

When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done.
AND DONE MAY COME A LOT SOONER THAN YOU THINK. LIKE 10 MINUTES FROM NOW.

When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE THERE IS NO GAME ON ESPN HE WANTS TO WATCH RIGHT THEN AND HE’S WONDERING IF YOU MIGHT BE WILLING TO GET IT ON IN THE MEANTIME